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A classic Dub joke!

dak · 2008-11-26 22:44:34

Two howaya sluts walk into Brown Thomas (Dublin), they stroll up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it: 'Dat's quite nice innit, don't you tink Jacinta?'. 'Yeah, what's it called?'. 'Viens a moi' 'VIENS A MOI, what the f##k does that mean? At this stage the…

26-11-2008 10:44pm

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Two howaya sluts walk into Brown Thomas (Dublin), they stroll up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it:

'Dat's quite nice innit, don't you tink Jacinta?'.

'Yeah, what's it called?'. 'Viens a moi' 'VIENS A MOI, what the f##k does that mean?

At this stage the assistant offers some help. 'Viens a moi, ladies, is French for "come to me". Sharon, takes another sniff and offers her arm to Jacinta again saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?"

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#2 26-11-2008 10:54pm

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Nice one.

Pics or gtfo.

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#3 26-11-2008 11:48pm

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hehe, like it!

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#4 27-11-2008 1:04am

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#5 27-11-2008 7:54am

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Quality

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#6 27-11-2008 8:41am

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Good one

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