Making Decisions

Bernard Black

I have recently heard of a growing trend in people making important decisions by simply rollin die,at first i didnt quite get the concept and thought it was madness to leave important decisions purely to chance.However when faced with a tricky 50:50 decision im now flipping a coin and its working!obviously im not recommending these methods in life or death situations but if your trying to decide wether to buy that item you dont really need or trying to decide if your really in the mood to go out tonight,why not?

giggsy664

I normally do this and if it goes for the item I don't want, I just feck it and go for the good item!

Ruu_Old

Is that you, Harvey Dent? Q_q

Holsten

Stupid... totally stupid.

Sabre0001

Ruu wrote: »

Is that you, Harvey Dent? Q_q

Was thinking the same thing once I saw the coin mentioned...Worked for him!

Danbo!

Bernard Black wrote: »

However when faced with a tricky 50:50 decision im now flipping a coin and its working!

Not for me it isn't. I said Heads - Reply to thread, Tails - Continue, in search of better threads. Thanks for ruining my afternoon.

Turd Ferguson

For important 50:50 decisions I usually windmill the ol' penis and decide on which side it settles on (left or right)

Prof.Badass

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

For important 50:50 decisions I usually windmill the ol' penis and decide on which side it settles on (left or right)

clockwise or anticlockwise?

i tried it just there going anticlockwise but it always ends up going left.

javaboy

vinylmesh wrote: »

clockwise or anticlockwise?

i tried it just there going anticlockwise but it always ends up going left.

That's the Coriolis Effect. In the Southern Hemisphere it would settle on the other side.

beerbaron

javaboy wrote: »

That's the Coriolis Effect. In the Southern Hemisphere it would settle on the other side.

You mean like, in Burkina Faso or Rand McNally ?

Turd Ferguson

beerbaron wrote: »

You mean like, in Burkina Faso or Rand McNally ?

In Rand McNally they wear pants on their heads and hamburgers eat people

Hellm0

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

In Rand McNally they wear pants on their heads and hamburgers eat people

And coins flip YOU

Jesus Wept

The Diceman

KnifeWRENCH

Coins? Dice? Ridiculous.

EVERYONE knows Magic-8 Balls are the way to go.

*ask again later*

javaboy

"What would Jesus do?" works for me.

shenanigans1982

javaboy wrote: »

"What would Jesus do?" works for me.

Everyone knows the proper saying is "What would Batman do?"

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IvySlayer

I don't let objects choose for me. I have good instinct.

Wertz

I wonder if this isn't how government ministers have been making important decisions in this country in the last twenty years...would go a long way to explaining some things...

AlmightyCushion

I've got a bit of a dilemma. I decided I might try and follow this way of life, let the coin decide for me. So I figured what better way to start then let the coin decide if I should follow this way of life or not. Heads I'll follow the way of the coin, tails I won't. It landed on tails. What the hell do I do???? As you can see I'm in urgent need of some insight.

themadchef

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I've got a bit of a dilemma. I decided I might try and follow this way of life, let the coin decide for me. So I figured what better way to start then let the coin decide if I should follow this way of life or not. Heads I'll follow the way of the coin, tails I won't. It landed on tails. What the hell do I do???? As you can see I'm in urgent need of some insight.

Flip again, heads we win and you lock this thread, tails Op loses and you lock this thread...


Win win for all of us

Unleash the powwahhh, and stick the coin in your ....em........


Money box

Aodan83

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I've got a bit of a dilemma. I decided I might try and follow this way of life, let the coin decide for me. So I figured what better way to start then let the coin decide if I should follow this way of life or not. Heads I'll follow the way of the coin, tails I won't. It landed on tails. What the hell do I do???? As you can see I'm in urgent need of some insight.

It's pretty clear. The coin has spoken. You follow the coin and ..um...don't follow the coin....ok, i see your problem.

slumped

I'm no good at making decisions....or am I?

Granny Lover

Ah now come on will you just grow a pair and make a decision like your a big boy now and shouldn't leave life up to a 50:50 flip of a coin and i bet u will only follow the decisions of the coin if it suits with wat u really want in ur head before u flip it!!!!!!!!

Turd Ferguson

Coin flipping doesnt work.

Yesterday I had to make the decision of either: go to the shops and buy my dinner or eat what was left in the fridge or order a take out.

I flipped a coin to decide, the results of which caused my head to explode.