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I read this in a magazine

  • 25-11-2008 11:40am
    #1
    StormWarrior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    And thought it was funny. A man said, "I think sex with an owl would be good. Whatever position you were in, you'd always have eye contact."
    Good point don't you think?


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  • #2
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,571 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Mildly amusing: Yes
    Worth it's own thread: No


  • #3
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    With the owl turning it's head , yeah see what you mean ......

    * goes back to reading national geographic mag *


  • #4
    m83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    FAIL


  • #5
    starflake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    PI deffo... I smell an undertone of beastiality above :eek::eek::eek:


  • #6
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,012 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Eye contact is important to a sexual relationship. And I would definitely tap an owl.


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  • #7
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    m83 wrote: »
    FAIL

    Some things are best left unsaid. Especially when these things are over-said.


  • #8
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    StormWarrior wrote: »
    And thought it was funny. A man said, "I think sex with an owl would be good. Whatever position you were in, you'd always have eye contact."
    Good point don't you think?
    Not if the owl is ****ing you in the ass.


  • #9
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Eye contact :eek:


    Next thing ya know you'll be expecting us to speak.


  • #10
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Rubbish.

    Haven't you ever raped an animal before. They turn away in shame.


  • #11
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Frisbee wrote: »
    Mildly amusing: Yes
    Worth its own thread: No

    No apostrophe when it's possessive. So it's ITS not IT'S.

    Newsflash: Punctuation Pedant saves thread!


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  • #12
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,813 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    It's an old Jimmy Carr joke.


  • #13
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Even if you 69 there is a brown eye staring at you.


  • #14
    StormWarrior
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Not if the owl is ****ing you in the ass.

    Didn't think of that. I got all excited for nothing. :(


  • #15
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    This thread was a hoot. No. Wait. That's not right. This thread was shit.


  • #16
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Jaysus, people are posting any owl sh!te on boards these days...


  • #17
    starflake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    Smart Bug wrote: »
    Jaysus, people are posting any owl sh!te on boards these days...

    Let's put this thread to nest... sorry rest :P


  • #18
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Oh no, they have started on the puns already. Whats next? Sarcastic comments and dissmissive sound effects?
    Bah.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #19
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Oh no, they have started on the puns already. Whats next? Sarcastic comments and dissmissive sound effects?
    Bah.


    Yer owl wan's next...


  • #20
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Oh no, they have started on the puns already. Whats next?

    LOLCATS!!!!!!!!!


    /thread


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