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  • 25-11-2008 10:46am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭


    God help anyone trying to use some of the crap out there.

    I particulerly like this one:
    Captain Murderer

    Captain Murderer was written in the 1800’s by Charles Dickens. In this
    essay I intend to write about exploring character structure, language,
    social content and themes.

    Captain Murderer was described as an evil character by the narrator.
    His position in society was great he was let into the best of parties.

    ‘The first diabolical character who intruded himself on my peaceful
    youth was a certain Captain Murderer’

    The word diabolical comes from the Latin word Diablo which means
    devil. He was let into the best of parties and a desirable husband.
    Charles Dickens introduces Captain Murderer successfully as an evil
    character by the language he uses.

    He marries people who have a lot of money because after he kills them
    he inherits their money. Captain Murderer has a habit of killing his
    wives who have a lot of money. Charles Dickens shows the reader the
    ritual that Captain Murderer undertakes with each new wife. These
    actions are typical of a serial killer.

    He first takes them out on dates in a coach and six and marries them
    in a coach


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    Oh if only I could right like that. That's A-worthy, right there.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Where did you find my essay????? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    Where did you find my essay????? :eek:
    Copyright! Plagiarism! Have at him!

    You can't blame him though, who wouldn't wish to have such a fine piece of literature thought of as their own?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    It's true.

    It's such a fine essay that even though the assignment I have is on human rights law and humanitarian intervention, it is this essay that I will hand in.
    The department will be happy to get it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,012 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    In a age where I can get the Olsen twins to narrate the plot to "Sex and the City", who reads?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,571 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    That's my essay submission for the end of year sorted :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    It's true.

    It's such a fine essay that even though the assignment I have is on human rights law and humanitarian intervention, it is this essay that I will hand in.
    The department will be happy to get it.
    Ugh. I, too, am doing a Law essay. And it is vile. That it is a Copyright Law essay shall not stop me from handing in 'Captain Murderer' in its stead, however.

    I can just see that First, yahoo!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    In a age where I can get the Olsen twins to narrate the plot to "Sex and the City", who reads?

    Not the author of that essay anyway


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    The word alone gives me shivers. Shaky hand on a smoke filled bus...... never made for much inspiration.


    May i never have to do another feckin' essay as long as i live.

    I was really crap at them too :o



    Good auld...... days i think not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    In a age where I can get the Olsen twins to narrate the plot to "Sex and the City", who reads?

    Where can one find this undoubtedly masterful piece of narration?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Oh if only I could right like that.

    If only.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭Blarney92


    Looking back to the ole LC I don't think mine was any better to be honest...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    noblestee wrote: »
    If only.

    382oh_snap.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Blarney92 wrote: »
    Looking back to the ole LC I don't think mine was any better to be honest...

    if you read Captain Murder....you'll understand.
    Very short, very simple.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Ugh. I, too, am doing a Law essay. And it is vile. That it is a Copyright Law essay shall not stop me from handing in 'Captain Murderer' in its stead, however.

    I can just see that First, yahoo!

    It could actually work.

    "this essay is copyright and as such I will pass it off as my own"
    Or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    It could actually work.

    "this essay is copyright and as such I will pass it off as my own"
    Or something.

    I was thinking along those lines. "This essay will take the form of an example of copyright infringement in action..."

    noblestee wrote:
    If only.

    Thank you. I thought my irony was going to go unnoticed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,315 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Thank you. I thought my irony was going to go unnoticed.

    HA!! your a wimmenz.. you don't have irony, you have Ironing!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Thanks to my decision to do Science instead of Arts or Law, my essay-writing days are over! :D (I do have to do lab reports though, which are extremely tedious)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I was thinking along those lines. "This essay will take the form of an example of copyright infringement in action..."
    The teacher would be so bowled over by your mad skillz you'd get a first.
    No bother.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Thanks to my decision to do Science instead of Arts or Law, my essay-writing days are over! :D (I do have to do lab reports though, which are extremely tedious)

    Essay writing wins over boring science essays disguised as reports any day.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    In a age where I can get the Olsen twins to narrate the plot to "Sex and the City", who reads?
    Take it, Ashley. :)


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