If you could........

amcalester

if you could fight any childrens TV host, past or present, who would you fight and why?

I'd fight Ian Dempsey, cause he's a smug sumb!tch.

seanybiker

a session with Mark Speight would have been a laugh.
Cant think of the name of the lad I hate. goes to google, ah fork it cant find out his name.
Ill just have to settle with the fella from Art Attack.

AlmightyCushion

Noel edmunds. Just for Mr Blobby.

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Gary Glitter.

Isn't he a children's "entertainer"?

AlmightyCushion

Des wrote: »

Gary Glitter.

Isn't he a children's "entertainer"?

I think it's the children that are entertaining him.

ray darcy. I wouldnt hold back either

XxlauraxX

Jimmy Saville :mad:

DonkeyStyle \o/

Barney probably.
Then all the teletubbies at once.

Sea Sharp

Bosco TBH. Easy target.

dr.bollocko

When ole bollocko was a young un I was entertained in particular by Hulk Hogan.
I reckon I could get out at least three cracks about his teen shaggin wife, mannish daughter and murderous driver son before he got off an atomic legdrop.
The bollox.

Ross_Mahon

Sportacus the super-healthy hero from the show 'LazyTown'.

4zn76tysfajdxp

All of them, fúck the lot of them.

Irjudge1

I would mud wrestle Sally James from tiswas. And punch Bosco in the Head.

Overheal

Id give Bill Cosby a concussion - then he'd have a real motive for talking queer.

Biggins

Ant and Dec. I'd mash the two of them, do ya feel me...?

COH

Timmy Mallet... god I hate that guy

Aidric

Noel Edmunds...twice.

Gyladene

I don't know if this counts, but I want to crush Lady Elaine Fairchilde's head under the heel of my shoe.