Toilet Talk

rotinaj

Do you answer your phone if your having a dump and if the caller asked what are you doing, do you tell them?

EKRIUQ

No

Stheno

I've rung people in work who tell me they are in the bathroom!

Random

What's wrong with talking on the phone while having a dump ?

JangoFett

I answer my phone to two people, my 2 male best friends. I'll leave it to voicemail for everyone else

And I always tell the lads I'm droppin the kids off at the pool

mental07

Unless it's one of those new-fangled video calls.......:eek:

galwayrush

Yes and No, unless it's the wife ringing me to nag , then it's Yes and Yes.

rotinaj

Random wrote: »

What's wrong with talking on the phone while having a dump ?

Nothing. Or so I tought until tonight.

Jesus Wept

Only im I'm getting a blump.

InkSlinger67

I don't see anything wrong with taking a dump in a phone and then talking on it! It's a sh1t phone anyway!

Sharpshooter

OP your post stinks tbh..

6th

The first call I ever received on my mobile was while I was on the jacks in college.

galwayrush

6th wrote: »

The first call I ever received on my mobile was while I was on the jacks in college.

What brings it all back to you? the call, or the dump?:rolleyes:

pierrot

Yes and yes. In fact I often head in along after I've answered, may as well kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.

Bob the Builder

Yah, same if I was manhandling the manhandle.
Nothing to be ashamed of.

Believe it or not, some people need a shíte the odd time.

FlutterinBantam

I never answer the phone while backing out a coil.

I feel it is extremely bad manners to converse while logging, and would be very upset if I discovered the person I was speaking to was actually building a log cabin.

I would always say,if taken by surprise. "I'm sorry caller, I'm taking a dump here, can you call back later when the fcukin stink has dissipated"

I think that is the fairest way to do things is to be honest as I said to my bank manager "Listen Cecil, bad time for this call, I'm on the pot and she has spread a bit,them fcukin red onions again,call you back when I have the matter contained".

All it takes is some common sense here.

P.C.

It is not called a 'mobile' phone for nothing.

darling.x

i answered my telephone once on the toilet, and never again. I almost dropped it down toilet but i closed my legs and it fell into my lap.

dsmythy

If it's a mate then yes. Otherwise no.

Kold

Depends who's calling and what stage of the sh*t I'm at and whether I'm spraying blood from my anus.

dsmythy

Kold wrote: »

Depends who's calling and what stage of the sh*t I'm at and whether I'm spraying blood from my anus.

I rarely cringe at a post. But well done. Nasty.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

It can be awful annoying if it turns out to be a long conversation and you're dying to finish up. I can only imagine how bad a flush would sound.

Bob the Builder

It's all about productivity...