Scrum!

brianthebard

Do you like scrums? I have a tendency to bearhug people when drunk, and lift them up for some bizarre reason. Have yet to organise a drunken scrum but I think it would be great. Thoughts?

6th

Sounds a bit ghey ...

Nevyn

Bearhugs are wonderful, drunken scrums are not you can easily hurt yourself.

brianthebard

Thaedydal wrote: »

Bearhugs are wonderful, drunken scrums are not you can easily hurt yourself.

Bearhugs are ok? I'm sometimes worried the day after that I might have hurt someone if they are a bit slight.

Jumpy

In ancient rome they used to put people who scrummed into a sack with a Chabal.

chin_grin

brianthebard wrote: »

Do you like scrums? I have a tendency to bearhug people when drunk, and lift them up for some bizarre reason. Have yet to organise a drunken scrum but I think it would be great. Thoughts?

Think again about what you just wrote...."organize" and "drunken". Hmm.

Sounds like the bottom of a personal ad though.

<sings to the tune of if you like pina colladas>

If you like clutching at crotches
And holding balls in the rain
...etc....

</sings>

Slow Motion

chin_grin wrote: »

Think again about what you just wrote...."organize" and "drunken". Hmm.

Sounds like the bottom of a personal ad though.

<sings to the tune of if you like pina colladas>

If you like clutching at crotches
And holding balls in the rain
...etc....

</sings>

Lol! Bravo!

Turd Ferguson

Drunken anything is fun...especially when operating heavy machinery

FlutterinBantam

Your bell end is not heavy machinery shaft.

MooseJam

if some drunken muppet gave me a bearhug he'd be getting a swift kick in the nuts

AckwelFoley

Sounds like an excerpt from a book called 'the secret life of a rampant homo' by brianthebard

brianthebard

snyper wrote: »

Sounds like an excerpt from a book called 'the secret life of a rampant homo' by brianthebard

Even if involves women?

AnonoBoy

Everybody back in the pile drunken scrum!

connundrum

We did a line out lift a few years ago in the local. The poor lad who got reefed up by his jocks unfortunately had his head go through the low ceiling. Aragh well.

randylonghorn

Meh, just join a rugby team, Brian, you'll find yourself in the middle of many a drunken scrum with no evidence of organisation whatsoever!! :rolleyes:

If you're lucky there may even be women involved ...

bleg

done the odd drunken maul alright. only done a 1v1 scrum though

Holsten

brianthebard wrote: »

Do you like scrums? I have a tendency to bearhug people when drunk, and lift them up for some bizarre reason. Have yet to organise a drunken scrum but I think it would be great. Thoughts?

Oh god I hate drunk bastards who act like that.

With a passion.

Tar.Aldarion

Oh the memories.

brianthebard

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Oh the memories.

Oh christ.

randylonghorn

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Oh the memories.

brianthebard wrote: »

Oh christ.

Nah, definitely not ... more like his virgin mother, tbh! :pac:

Tar.Aldarion

Your mother is a saint randylonghorn.






















































Because I canonized her.

randylonghorn

She didn't tell me you took pics as well!

At least you have a decent camera, I suppose! :rolleyes: