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Funkygreendogs · 2008-11-16 05:56:04

is ne one still awake man ive got a serious problem to sort out!! someone has to be awake!!!

16-11-2008 5:56am

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is ne one still awake man ive got a serious problem to sort out!! someone has to be awake!!!

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#2 16-11-2008 6:00am

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Yeah looks like there's a couple of people online

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#3 16-11-2008 6:01am

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I'll set the tone........Your just home from a night out. Your mate has a hot gf who your pretty sure is hot for you. She was out tonight too. You flirted a bit, she grinded a little bit against you're thigh. You liked this.

Using her mind bullets she says she is 'hurtin for a squirtin', and your dying to squirt!

But you can't.

Am i close?

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#4 16-11-2008 6:05am

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OP, unless you got pics, I don't think anyone wants to hear it.

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#5 16-11-2008 6:06am

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You found out she is a lizard man heading up the NWO?

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#6 16-11-2008 6:09am

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whats the problem bud

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#7 16-11-2008 6:10am

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seanybiker wrote: »

whats the problem bud

I'm Listening

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#8 16-11-2008 6:12am

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whoever edited me post. That was class. He he. Sorry bit drunk not edit me post just quote it.

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#9 16-11-2008 7:12am

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Kold wrote: »

OP, unless you got pics, I don't think anyone wants to hear it.

Oh noes don't mention pics. I got my a$$ kicked (banned and then reinstated) for posting a topless pic of a girl I hooked up with last night after pic or gtfo jibes.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055419740

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#10 16-11-2008 7:43am

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The friends girlfriend isn't your sister is it? That wouldn't be right...

Nah, seriously, what's the story?

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#11 16-11-2008 12:14pm

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Funkygreendogs wrote: »

is ne one still awake

Looks liek you fell asleep pal

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#12 16-11-2008 12:19pm

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i bet you found out she is a chick with a dik and you dont know if you should tell your mate now or just wait til that special night that he gets out the candles and wine and treats her hoping she he will treat your mate.

i would say dont tell him and try and be there with a camera to get pics of his face for Kold !

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#13 16-11-2008 12:21pm

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Fizman wrote: »

I'll set the tone........Your just home from a night out. Your mate has a hot gf who your pretty sure is hot for you. She was out tonight too. You flirted a bit, she grinded a little bit against you're thigh. You liked this.

Using her mind bullets she says she is 'hurtin for a squirtin', and your dying to squirt!

But you can't.

Am i close?

I rekon this quy is exactly right! i think ya might have scared him! :P

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#14 16-11-2008 12:23pm

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Maybe he was being chased by a serial killer. He hasn't been online since the second he posted this topic

The title of the topic must be a clue as to who the killer is

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#15 16-11-2008 12:24pm

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He probably boned her and woke up next to her and thought "SH_T" and then probably "damn she's not" and then "SH_TTTTTTTTTTT" again.

Or better still.

He probably woke up this morning checked his phone and found a video of him shagging his mates girlfriend but cannot remember doing it.

I woke up this morning with a picture of some girls cleavage as my wallpaper on my phone. I only think I know who owns the cleavage. Its not my fiancee anyway. Unfortunately. Very Very close up picture as well.

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#16 16-11-2008 12:25pm

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i believe the phrase is photos or...

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#17 16-11-2008 12:30pm

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Kold wrote: »

OP, unless you got pics, I don't think anyone wants to hear it.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031

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#18 16-11-2008 12:42pm

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Rabies wrote: »

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031

Already have steroid eyelids open on another tab, reading 50 pages is long.

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#19 16-11-2008 2:35pm

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trisodioum wrote: »

I rekon this quy is exactly right! i think ya might have scared him! :P

I was thinkin that myself! :pac:

He was signed off a few mins later! Hopefully I didn't tho. I'd like him to return and enlighten us with whatever issue he was having!

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#20 16-11-2008 3:19pm

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Fizman wrote: »

I was thinkin that myself! :pac:

He was signed off a few mins later! Hopefully I didn't tho. I'd like him to return and enlighten us with whatever issue he was having!

He's probably lying face down in the morgue with a key-board sticking out of his arse, whilst the Guards are pursuing a definite line of enquiry. :eek:

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#21 16-11-2008 3:44pm

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ejmaztec wrote: »

He's probably lying face down in the morgue with a key-board sticking out of his arse, whilst the Guards are pursuing a definite line of enquiry. :eek:

That would be a shame. Hopefully his mate would log in and give us the details at least. For closure.

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#22 16-11-2008 4:10pm

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Maybe his girlfriend has been having orgies with his friends

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