Space Aliens in Cabinteely Park (aka 'Area 45')

democrates

I SAW ROSWELL RODS WITH MY OWN EYES AND SURVIVED!!!!

But didn't realise the danger until I looked at the snots on the camera screen (exposure specifications: 1/8 sec, f2.8, iso100, no flash at all, focal length 200mm).
To the naked eye they appear harmless, looking just like a typical evening swarm of midges, only by wily fluke did I reveal their true nature...

Obviously this cunning disguise is part of a cover up by top government officials, just how many are involved remains unknown as I won't stoop to hearsay and conjecture. The most likely top government official to be working with space aliens on the invasion plot is Minister for Defence Willie O'Dea (who refuses to deny meeting with top military officials on several occasions), if so and it is by no means certain, he has been lying as part of the cover up, and it stretches credulity that his name is an annagram for "owe dail lie"!!!! Co-incidence or diabolical subterfuge - you be the judge. Total liar.

After I escaped the vicious swarm of rods and caught my breath I began to wonder what it all meant, and how to get the stinking squirrel poo off my shoe. It's a well known fact that conspiracy theorists use the codename 'Area 45' for Cabinteely Park but I'd dismissed them as demi-sentient half-wits with too much spare time in their fingers. Then the co-incidence hit me, it's right on the 45 bus route - a number designated by the government!!! Smoke, fire, it all started to fall into place. Why were the rods here, in this place? What the hell was going on? I bravely decided to gather more photographic evidence, and risking my life in the name of truth paid off big time.

Even wikileaks were too afraid to publish what you are about to see. You don't need the trained eye of a self learned forensic photo sleuth like I to scrutinise this surveillance image of Cabinteely House (which I now have on file) and ask the obvious question;

WHY CAN'T WE SEE IN THE WINDOWS????

WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO HIDE?

Exactly, it's obviously the top secret entrance to a vast underground complex beneath Cabinteely Park (aka "Area 45"). The tin-foil hat brigade would no doubt jump to the conclusion that this sinister facility is used to conduct cross-breeding experiments on abductees, but the reality is in fact somewhat more mundane.

Or is it? As astute observers have no doubt already asked, why are the ivy leaves on the house turning a strange colour and falling to their deaths? Only two things can cause this spooky phenomenon: 1) atomic radiation, longitudinal electromagnetic radiation as used by Nicolai Tesla to transmit power through the ether (also covered up), or 2) being fed upon by a plague of rods - almost certainly due to a shortage of human flesh. On my escape I noticed all of the little children in the playground were not there. The whole thing stinks to high heaven, it's that evil. I'm very disappointed. Now all we can do is wait, and prepare.

kjt

Emmm?

unreggd

1st pic = blurry flies IMO

2nd pic = nothing odd here

and ye cant see in the windows cos the curtains inside are closed :rolleyes:



Is there an opposite to "Thanks" for posts?

Thirdfox

The "report" button

OP I'm assuming you're just having some fun - but try reading the charter first (the pictures are way too big for one).

Oh and next time use a tissue for those

democrates wrote:

the snots on the camera screen

:P

dazftw

OMG THAT ALIEN HAS A MOUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YogiBear

dazftw wrote: »

OMG THAT ALIEN HAS A MOUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By god! Willie O' has sold his soul to the aliens and they're cloning him in Cabinteely!
You might have survived Democrates but you got pretty close to them critters, don't mind your "wait and prepare"... you need to contact C.G.I. Special Agents Fax Modem and Data Nully!!!

Spokesperson for Willien has said it's all lies & has offered this photograph to the thread.

Thoie

dazftw wrote: »

OMG THAT ALIEN HAS A MOUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd imagine that it's for Movember.

endaob

That's Eoghan Harris, who I always suspected was from a different planet to the rest of us....

democrates

Thirdfox wrote: »

The "report" button

OP I'm assuming you're just having some fun - but try reading the charter first (the pictures are way too big for one).

Oh and next time use a tissue for those
:P

Lol, that was a genuine typo which I spotted but left in after lmao.

Oversize image replaced as per the charter 800px max rule. The first image is not doctored, there are people out there who actually believe the alien claims thing based on shots like that, this was the first time I'd reproduced the effect so the exposure specs are there for anyone to replicate.

The rest of it is for fun and you never know, someone might decide to visit the location which is a very popular amenity among locals. I haven't been inside the house yet for a weekend tour, they told me I'd need permission to shoot inside...

Calina

I don't get what you're trying to achieve here.

If you want C&C, it's open for C&C, but otherwise, I'm not clear whether this belongs here.

two hours to live.

jackdaw

?? what the hell is this ??

democrates

Calina wrote: »

I don't get what you're trying to achieve here.

If you want C&C, it's open for C&C, but otherwise, I'm not clear whether this belongs here.

two hours to live.

Delete away, it's not worth the adverse reactions.