THE ONE AND ONLY ---

dh0661

A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the world. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there.

Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign which read "$10,000 a minute".

Seeking out the priest he asked about the phone and the sign. The priest answered that this golden telephone, is in in fact a direct line to god. The man thanked the priest and continued on his way.

As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Virginia, Michigan, Milwaukee and all around the world, he found more phones with the same sign, and the same answer from each priest.

Finally --- he arrived in Ireland. Tralee to be precise. Upon entering a church, behold he saw the usual golden telephone. But this time the sign read "all calls 35c each". Fascinated, he asked to talk to a priest.

Father I have been in cities all over the world and in each church I found this golden telephone and have been told it's a direct line to heaven and that I could talk to god, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 35c a call. Why !!!!

The priest replied with a broad smile, "my son, you're in The Kingdom now --- it's a local call"

rocky25

LOL Donna

GAAman

To quote the genius of our time, Jim Royle......."Kingdom my ar$e!!!" :D;)

Enright

class, cant wait to tell some kerry people i know

gerTheGreat

I begrudgingly smirked at that! :rolleyes:

I should probably hasen to add that I'm from Dublin, hense the begrudgery

chavezychavez

There's only 2 Kingdoms.......the Kingdom of God and the Kingdom of Kerry.

By God then, but Jack O'Connor will put sense back into the rest of ye.

coldfire1x

Good one