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I wish the government would send these monkeys back to the jungle they came from

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  • #2
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Paging MonkeyFudge to this thread.


  • #3
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    'Fakking nor-vern monkeys.'


  • #4
    A.Partridge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 680 ✭✭✭A.Partridge


    +1...I mean they're different to us aren't they?

    Yeah, they don't belong in this country. They should be back home eating bananas instead of depending on 'handouts' from Irish workers.


  • #5
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    .....coming over here with their diseases and their free loving, eating our bananas......


  • #6
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    That is a very ugly monkey.


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  • #7
    JohnGalt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭JohnGalt


    square_igloo wrote: »
    That is a very ugly monkey.

    They all look the same, they should all be sent back to the jungle they came from and stop sponging off the Irish system


  • #8
    Johnny Bitte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,099 ✭✭✭Johnny Bitte


    "but you can keep a tiger, a puma or a tamarin monkey and answer to nobody."
    :eek:
    *Grabs coat and heads for Dublin zoo


  • #9
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Yeah , those monkeys should be ............eh ....er ...........oh wrong thread :o


  • #10
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    JohnGalt wrote: »
    I am sick to death of hearing stories like the one in the link provided. Is it not time enough that the government stepped in a did something about these bloody monkeys, if they caused that much trouble in their own country, why are they over here?

    I don't mean to offend but it is about time this was mentioned

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/5300758.stm

    It took you two years to post that...?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #11
    JohnGalt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭JohnGalt


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    It took you two years to post that...?

    Well yes, it takes a while to get ones nerve up in order to denounce an entire species (and yes, I do consider them to be another species)


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  • #12
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Thread fails

    This title has been done before along with "I hate poles"
    Anyway, unless you're in NI I don't see why you are complaining about the UK government


  • #13
    JohnGalt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭JohnGalt


    micmclo wrote: »
    Thread fails

    This title has been done before along with "I hate poles"
    Anyway, unless you're in NI I don't see why you are complaining about the UK government

    Really? Cool.


  • #14
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MpbMm0433I


  • #15
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    If I found a monkey there's no way I'd report. Free helper monkeys for all!


  • #16
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    MikeySligo wrote: »
    .....coming over here with their diseases and their free loving, eating our bananas......

    No their actually smuggled in for the sex trade --their spunk monkeys:)


  • #17
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    You're bananas.


  • #18
    Wreck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,139 ✭✭✭Wreck


    Who is John Galt? Nobody gives a fcuk tbh.


  • #19
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Wreck wrote: »
    Who is John Galt? Nobody gives a fcuk tbh.

    Scottish novelist, apparently...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #20
    starflake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    Wreck wrote: »
    Who is John Galt? Nobody gives a fcuk tbh.

    mmmm.... sorry to ask this sensitive question mate... but are you a tamarin monkey yourself?


  • #21
    JohnGalt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 230 ✭✭JohnGalt


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Scottish novelist, apparently...

    But the question remains, who is John Galt?


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  • #22
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    There was a case here of some guy from Sudan deliberately spreading HIV to young girls. How the hell do these people get in? Australia has some of the toughest immigration policies in the world. The disturbing thing is that some of these people from African countries believe that having sex with virgins will cure them of the disease.

    Man Accused of Spreading HIV Granted Bail in Australia


  • #23
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    dSTAR wrote: »
    There was a case here of some guy from Sudan deliberately spreading HIV to young girls. How the hell do these people get in? Australia has some of the toughest immigration policies in the world. The disturbing thing is that some of these people from African countries believe that having sex with virgins will cure them of the disease.

    Man Accused of Spreading HIV Granted Bail in Australia
    What has that got to do with the original post?


  • #24
    meglome
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,980 ✭✭✭meglome


    Karoma wrote: »
    What has that got to do with the original post?

    Just proving how evil those monkey's really are. A Rhesus monkey threw something at me once in Nepal, some sort of instant death weapon obviously and by golly I'm allergic to death.

    I assume you deleted my previous post Karoma?


  • #25
    therecklessone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    Karoma wrote: »
    What has that got to do with the original post?

    Have you read the link in the first post?


  • #26
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Not since he changed it. Wow. I didn't think he'd be so stupid.
    Ah well, happy days. OP banned finally.


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