I have a theory

Queen-Mise

Before these recession days when the economy was booming, I remember listening to people giving out about the amount of Eastern Europeans coming over and taking our jobs. Nice bit of racism is always good:rolleyes:

At the time I did not believe it, I had an alternative idea, I believed it was sexual frustration. They are too many porn movies with eastern europeans in it. We are used to seeing someone working in a shop/office/building site and then getting their kit off for a good shag. So subconsciously I think all the racism, was not racism at all, it was sexual frustration at not getting a shag with your breakfast roll.

This is all very fine as a theory. But i now have a problem - they are two polish guys putting new windows and doors into my house at the moment. Damn those porn movies:D:D:D

Radharc na Sleibhte

You know what you have to do so.

Big Knox

MikeySligo wrote: »

You know what you have to do so.

Make THEM the breakfast rolls?? I like your thinking...

iPlop

purple headed warrior into quivvering mound of love pudding:D

veritable

You should DEFINATELY take this theory further!

ntlbell

14 years on this here internet and never came across a polish guy putting in windows..

Big Knox

ntlbell wrote: »

14 years on this here internet and never came across a polish guy putting in windows..

Yeah those polish and their damn linux!!!

Radharc na Sleibhte

Vids or it didn't happen OP

the drifter

Big Knox wrote: »

Yeah those polish and there damn linux!!!

its sad that this made me laugh.....

Ourlad

ntlbell wrote: »

14 years on this here internet and never came across a polish guy putting in windows..

So you just came across the monitor?

ronbyrne2005

queen-mise wrote: »

Before these recession days when the economy was booming, I remember listening to people giving out about the amount of Eastern Europeans coming over and taking our jobs. Nice bit of racism is always good:rolleyes:

At the time I did not believe it, I had an alternative idea, I believed it was sexual frustration. They are too many porn movies with eastern europeans in it. We are used to seeing someone working in a shop/office/building site and then getting their kit off for a good shag. So subconsciously I think all the racism, was not racism at all, it was sexual frustration at not getting a shag with your breakfast roll.

This is all very fine as a theory. But i now have a problem - they are two polish guys putting new windows and doors into my house at the moment. Damn those porn movies:D:D:D

I'd say you like a big sausage for your breakfast. Whats polish for sausage?

ntlbell

Ourlad wrote: »

So you just came across the monitor?

just came across yorema

Berty

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

I'd say you like a big sausage for your breakfast. Whats polish for sausage?

You do realise there is a PORNO website dedicated to "Sausage Pizza".

I am not putting a link to it.

Google to your hearts content but if the regular posters are gone too long its easy to say they are having some light relief!!!!

Wagon

Does nobody care about the Asgard?

I never complained. By having Europeans over here we can actually meet thee people and try and shag them for real!

coco06

ntlbell wrote: »

14 years on this here internet and never came across a polish guy putting in windows..

i doubt many people have tbh, i wouldnt imagine it was top of many peoples fantasies!! :rolleyes:

4zn76tysfajdxp

queen-mise wrote: »

Before these recession days when the economy was booming, I remember listening to people giving out about the amount of Eastern Europeans coming over and taking our jobs. Nice bit of racism is always good:rolleyes:

At the time I did not believe it, I had an alternative idea, I believed it was sexual frustration. They are too many porn movies with eastern europeans in it. We are used to seeing someone working in a shop/office/building site and then getting their kit off for a good shag. So subconsciously I think all the racism, was not racism at all, it was sexual frustration at not getting a shag with your breakfast roll.

This is all very fine as a theory. But i now have a problem - they are two polish guys putting new windows and doors into my house at the moment. Damn those porn movies:D:D:D

Please sleep with them, this could be one of those infamous threads everyone talks about years later, like jigsaw girl r something.

Queen-Mise

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

Whats polish for sausage?

should i ask one of them what the polish for sausage is :D

Queen-Mise

They have gone with their white jumpsuits, tg, and no frada I am not going to shag them for your entertainment:p

there is definitely something in my theory, though

4zn76tysfajdxp

queen-mise wrote: »

no frada I am not going to shag them for your entertainment:p

*Ceases fapping*

queen-mise wrote: »

there is definitely something in my theory, though

I was hoping you'd prove your theory though, especially considering your location.

Guru Maith Agut

Just as well you didn't or you could have had to spend the next nine months "up the pole"!! :pac:

chrussell

ntlbell wrote: »

just came across yorema

ya can't beat a well placed your ma joke!

thelordofcheese

queen-mise wrote: »

They have gone....

Maybe they don't like boys?