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Korvanica

The strangest thing happened to me about a month ago in my house. I was just sitting there when I realized that I wasn't wearing any clothes. You have probably had that experience before. I felt nervous and upset, and I knew that soon I would have to finish drying my hair. My friend Michelle had called me the previous day, and told me all about Michael's problem with the stray dog that was acting strangely, and I was a little worried about my sanity. Then, all of a sudden, I saw in the mirror what I realized was the problem I had ignored, and right then I laughed out loud! I remembered what my math teacher had told me about a situation like this. It was very important that I not forget my manners. Very calmly, I placed wads of gum over strategic locations and shivered uncontrollably. Before I knew it, I was deliriously happy, and I knew I had done the right thing. So you see, I really almost died, and I decided I had to tell you all about it.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Anyone got any good ones?

I cant remember what site i got this on, cant find it either.

This one is very good too ,but long~!! Enjoy!

Sharpshooter

/ deffo time to take a break.....

Wurly

This thread makes me feel sad!:(

Sharpshooter

Tri wrote: »

This thread makes me feel sad!:(

Here, have one of these
Hell have two :D

chin_grin

I've got a random failthread generator/response maker here if you want it?

MagicMarker

Korvanica wrote: »

The strangest thing happened to me about a month ago in my house. I was just sitting there when I realized that I wasn't wearing any clothes. You have probably had that experience before. I felt nervous and upset, and I knew that soon I would have to finish drying my hair. My friend Michelle had called me the previous day, and told me all about Michael's problem with the stray dog that was acting strangely, and I was a little worried about my sanity. Then, all of a sudden, I saw in the mirror what I realized was the problem I had ignored, and right then I laughed out loud! I remembered what my math teacher had told me about a situation like this. It was very important that I not forget my manners. Very calmly, I placed wads of gum over strategic locations and shivered uncontrollably. Before I knew it, I was deliriously happy, and I knew I had done the right thing. So you see, I really almost died, and I decided I had to tell you all about it.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

Anyone got any good ones?

I cant remember what site i got this on, cant find it either.

This one is very good too ,but long~!! Enjoy!

Sounds like a Stanley Kubrick film... Completely fúcking useless

Pighead

Pighead was really bored last weekend so decided to go to a funeral for a change of scenery. There was a cracking looking widow there who was weeping on her husband's grave. Pighead approached this fine speciman in a respectful manner, and whispered in her ear that she was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen

"You beast!" cried the Widow. "Leave me this instant! Is this a time
to talk to me of love?"

"Pighead assures you Madam that he didn't mean to be so open and fortright, but the power of your beauty has overcome my discretion."

"You should see me when I have not been crying," said the widow with a saucy smile.