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Very Quick Un's

  • 10-11-2008 7:00pm
    #1
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    I see that the West Ham United back four have formed a boyband.



    They are called 'Goals Allowed'

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    The Castration!:eek:

    A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated."

    "What?" said the doctor, "surely you don't want that.”?

    "Yes," said the man, "that's what I want; I insist."

    So, the doctor told him to check into the hospital.

    When he did he was stripped, laid on a cart, wheeled into the operating room, anaesthetized, and CHWOP! Off they came.

    The next day, he woke up in a double room and, wanting to be sociable, asked the man in the next bed what he was in for.

    "Oh, I was circumcised," the man said.

    "Son of a bitch! That's the word I was looking for!"


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  • #2
    Plug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    :D
    The first joke is going to my freind, he won't be impressed!


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