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Wet Dream

  • 09-11-2008 4:30pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭


    A man says to his wife i had a wet dream about you last night, oh really she says? yeah i dreamt you got hit by a bus and i pissed myself laughing!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭stevedublin


    Thats offensive,
    BOOOOO


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Stevedublin infracted for "Breach of Charter".

    Don't post negative comments on thread, use the Report Post function.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    This joke is bloody class! Its the bees knees.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    Thats offensive, BOOOOO

    Even I did not find it offensive, and I'm supposed to be the bitch around here. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    dh0661 wrote: »
    Even I did not find it offensive, and I'm supposed to be the bitch around here. :rolleyes:
    Now you have it, good girl. Now get back in that kitchen!
    :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    Plug wrote: »
    Now you have it, good girl. Now get back in that kitchen!
    :p


    And hurry up with me Tea :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    :D
    Plug wrote: »
    Now you have it, good girl. Now get back in that kitchen!:p

    &ollox :mad:
    You too rocky:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    For Donna...;)

    asjrwash1su1.jpg

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭patmac


    Good joke, Jaysus there's a lot of sensitive people on here this morning, must be time of the month or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Velvet Vocals


    I'm not offended... I just don't get it... why is he married to her if he wants her to die? :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    I'm not offended... I just don't get it... why is he married to her if he wants her to die? :confused:
    Divorce is too expensive4902673533a6427142197l.gif :pac::o:);):p:eek::D:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    patmac wrote: »
    Good joke, Jaysus there's a lot of sensitive people on here this morning, must be time of the month or something.

    Ha Ha -- your dinners in the dog. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    dh0661 wrote: »
    Even I did not find it offensive, and I'm supposed to be the bitch around here. :rolleyes:

    What you mean "supposed" to be?!! :D:D

    Quality joke though


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    dh0661 wrote: »
    Ha Ha -- your dinners in the dog. :p

    Why? Did his missus eat it? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    dh0661 wrote: »
    Ha Ha -- your dinners in the dog. :p

    My dinner was fit for a prince.
    Come on, Prince! Here boy....!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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