Mother of god

ScumLord

Tis half the five in the norn,

I win las men standing, Biyotches!!!

tony1kenobi

Er....no....I was watching Roy Jones get 40 shades hammered out of him.......probably have a few pints now....then work on my car(****).....then have a fight of my own.....then **** my ma.......pussy.

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wrong....

ScumLord

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Er....no....I was watching Roy Jones get 40 shades hammered out of him.......probably have a few pints now....then work on my car(****).....then have a fight of my own.....then **** my ma.......pussy.

Mother Bitch! I drank more the whiskey thsn your sister did.

tony1kenobi

ScumLord wrote: »

Mother Bitch! I drank more the whiskey than your sister did.

Well then you have the bigger cock.....I am off to do a 25 mile jog before I go to bed......maybe I'll eat a bowl of broken glass too.

4zn76tysfajdxp

I'm currently eating a load of anthrax, I recommend it highly.

ScumLord

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Well then you have the bigger cock.....I am off to do a 25 mile jog before I go to bed......maybe I'll eat a bowl of broken glass too.

You should do. It'll spare the rest of the world listening ti you ****talk.

tony1kenobi

ScumLord wrote: »

You should do. It'll spare the rest of the world listening ti you ****talk.

Ah now Scumlord....I was partaking in friendly banter.....I didn't mean to offend....I am sorry if I upset you. It was meant to be a bit of fun. Mother of God and all that.

ScumLord

You can never offend me my friend. seriously I have fell off my chair many times in the last 4 minutes.

tony1kenobi

ScumLord wrote: »

You can never offend me my friend. seriously I have fell off my chair many times in the last 4 minutes.

I like it much more when you call me your friend....it makes that angry yellow bastard under your posts look like a friendly drunk sponge....or something something something. You would probably be better off conducting the rest of this evenings correspondence from the floor, it eliminates the falling part of the transaction. Perhaps too, hold on to the floor, so as not to fall off.

4zn76tysfajdxp

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Here now, making fun of my dead ma is one thing, saying you have issue with her jokes is completely another.....My ma could have been one of the finest comediennes this side of that.....I am seriously considering reporting your last post, but considering everything I just wrote is a work of fiction, I will let it slide on this occasion. However........actually given my frame Buddah probably would be a better fit.

Good, we're agreed.

ScumLord

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I like it much more when you call me your friend....it makes that angry yellow bastard under your posts look like a friendly drunk sponge....or something something something. You would probably be better off conducting the rest of this evenings correspondence from the floor, it eliminates the falling part of the transaction. Perhaps too, hold on to the floor, so as not to fall off.

I would only for the mice. I've breed a special breed of ninja mice. I've killed off all the stupid mice and now their at a highly skilled ninja mouse level. You never see the ninja mouse. All you hear is a rattle of the spoon in the bowl. was i a ghost? No it was ninja mouse!!!!


In all fairness, Ninja mouse is damned cool he deserves hias bread/

DarkJager

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*wanders out of thread*

themadchef

*In most condescending tone possible*

"Ah ha!, but where are yee this fine crisp feckin freezin morning? Get out of yer scratchers.. any auld egit can aruge at night, give me the man that can argue in the morning.." ..(wait..was that not sing?) Anyway, im off to work, hangover free cause i dont have a life.

*Bows head, tries not to slam door on way out*

SV

threads like this should never make it into the daytime.