That wanker next door

ScumLord

His name is Scumlord. I have half a bottle of Jameson in me now and I'm blearing out that Dufffy one (singing out too, even though I dont knoww the words) .

I have a 5.1 system, my bass is bigger than my custom built pc. In all fairness I want them to come down and complain. But I know they can't hear me. How depraved should I get. How do I annoy a neighbor enough to get them to complain to my door?

I have a vast collection of bizarre music so name your tune.

She Devil

Just knock on his door and when he answers run away, after about three times he will come knocking at yours ... just wait and see

copacetic

do you know

'shut the fuck up motherfucker and step away from the keyboard'?

redman85

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3jptoyJhbw

Simply for the fact that it freaks my GF out!!!!!

ScumLord

I can't see your tubing. My internet is restricted.

Now I'm blaring out out Saturdays, UP!

My neighbor has a shotgun too. Can he compete hit UP? I doubt it.

TestTransmission

How/Why is your internet restricted at home?

ScumLord

Nikkfurie de la caution - kour trajme followed by Jace Everett - half of my mistakes. Suck it!

Frikadellen rocks my bollox!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

You're appraching this the wrong way - it's not the tune you play* it's what you do.

Pick a tune. Any tune*. Then put it on full volume. Now, set your player to repeat the same tune so that plays it over and over and over again. Sit back and wait.

*I know I said it doesn't matter what you play, but you should give serious consideration to "Around the world".

Darragh29

Mail the "Hopeless Cases Committee"... Don't expect a reply, but your issue will be resolved to your satisfaction...

Kold

Oh Scumlord. It simply has to be Aphex Twin - Ventolin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG4JqP3AnXo

Jonathan

Massive Attack -Angel is pretty bass heavy if you looking for some low Hz goodness.

Gummy Panda

Just knock on your neighbours door naked and then do a windmill when they answer

the_syco

Come to Daddy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp_clxHxqNI

AlmightyCushion

The Mr Blobby song. 10 seconds of that shíte and he'll be kicking your door down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4

Steve

yea..

I had this a week ago
next door got a new stereo and decided to show it off with a party...

In retaliation, I turned my 700W 5.1 up to 6 with the speakers pinned to the wall while playing the THX intro.

Windows shook and virgins fell that night... that is all.

MagicMarker

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Just knock on your neighbours door naked and then do a windmill when they answer

Windmill?...... windmill!?

It's a fúcking cartwheel!!!!

ScumLord

MagicMarker wrote: »

Windmill?...... windmill!?

It's a fúcking cartwheel!!!!

I don't give a **** I can't do either. I'm trying to injure my neighbor not myself,

It's Zappa time!

Steve

SteveC wrote: »

yea..

I had this a week ago
next door got a new stereo and decided to show it off with a party...

In retaliation, I turned my 700W 5.1 up to 6 with the speakers pinned to the wall while playing the THX intro.

Windows shook and virgins fell that night... that is all.

+1
turn it to 11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgXraovJsjQ

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

The Mr Blobby song. 10 seconds of that shíte and he'll be kicking your door down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4

Is that Enya giving Mr Blobby a massage I just witnessed...? (About a minute in)

ScumLord

I just stuck Foobar on random. I have no clue what it's plying. I thing it's Indian. It's ****ed up **** either way. I have no clue how this music got on my PC.

Sherifu

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Is that Enya giving Mr Blobby a massage I just witnessed...? (About a minute in)

*raging horn*

genfoley

I think chinese torture would be to play the song that goes "Jump Jump Jump around, jump up jump up and get down" or whatever that is or else that annoying song "Getting Jiggy with it" - both have nice annoying base lines he he he - God love ya

AlmightyCushion

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Is that Enya giving Mr Blobby a massage I just witnessed...? (About a minute in)

With that one anything is possible.

ScumLord

genfoley wrote: »

I think chinese torture would be to play the song that goes "Jump Jump Jump around, jump up jump up and get down" or whatever that is or else that annoying song "Getting Jiggy with it" - both have nice annoying base lines he he he - God love ya

I want that tune now!

Kernel

Love thy neighbour scumlord, love thy neighbour.

ScumLord

Kernel wrote: »

Love thy neighbour scumlord, love thy neighbour.

Last time I did that I got arrested.

Gummy Panda

MagicMarker wrote: »

Windmill?...... windmill!?

It's a fúcking cartwheel!!!!

no no!!

Cartwheel is different.

4zn76tysfajdxp

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

The Mr Blobby song. 10 seconds of that shíte and he'll be kicking your door down.

Nonsense, this case calls for some Star Trekkin:

walrusgumble

children in the house? play something from garry gliter