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Chocolate or Sex?

  • 08-11-2008 10:26pm
    #1
    pinkfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭


    Which wins the other one over and why?...discuss :P


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  • #2
    ENN0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86 ✭✭ENN0


    What about a Chocolate Willy?


  • #3
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Done already in the Ladies' Lounge forum with interesting results.

    Answer: sex in general. But sometimes it depends on mood. Occasionally I'd be more keen on having a Wispa than sex.


  • #4
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    ENN0 wrote: »
    What about a Chocolate Willy?

    Racist!!!



    :pac:


  • #5
    pinkfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭pinkfeather


    good idea but if you had only the choice of 1...which would it be and why?


  • #6
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    What type of chocolate?

    See most chocolate is crap but if it was one of those Secret bars I may be tempted to choose chocolate.


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  • #7
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Both ftw.


  • #8
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    pinkfeather wrote: »
    good idea but if you had only the choice of 1...which would it be and why?

    Chocolate ftw, lasts longer than 10 secs and the aftertaste if soo fine.;)


  • #9
    apathetic84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43 ✭apathetic84


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Both ftw.

    both!!! best combination ever


  • #10
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    This isn't some 3rd world country (yet) why choose?


  • #11
    ZzubZzub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    Sex. Fo shizzle!

    I mean you get the satisfaction, feeling great, happy, etc.


    After eating chocolate, just feel full, fat and guilty!!


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  • #12
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    That is true. Incorporating chocolate into the sexual act can have very pleasant results...


  • #13
    pinkfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭pinkfeather


    yummy :o


  • #14
    thenightrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,647 ✭✭✭thenightrider


    Chocolate on your ma :D


  • #15
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    Sex = Great fun, feels good, lasts longer AND it's exercise.


  • #16
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I wish i could get sex as easily as i can get chocolate.


  • #17
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    HalloweenJack wrote: »
    Sex = Great fun, feels good, lasts longer AND it's exercise.
    so it's the best time to have sex. You work off the fat.
    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I wish i could get sex as easily as i can get chocolate.
    Amsterdam.


  • #18
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Sex...but good sex mind. Otherwise I will actually have a wispa.


  • #19
    She Devil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭She Devil


    Good aul sex session beats chocolate hands down*

    *hi, my name is She Devil and i am a chocoholic


  • #20
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    She Devil wrote: »
    Good aul sex session beats chocolate hands down*

    *hi, my name is She Devil and i am a chocoholic
    If you're a chocoholic shouldn't you prefer chocolate :confused:


  • #21
    Trojan911
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Trojan911


    Put them both together, dim the lights, fire up a few candles in front of a log fire, slip on some sounds............ Melt the chocolate over her b......... Ahhhhhhh, you know the rest......


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  • #22
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Some chocolate bars are quite phallic (I'm thinkin' Marianne Faithfull and Mick Jagger... Well it's not actually true according to Snopes, but it'll always hang over them...)
    http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/marsbar.asp


  • #23
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Dudess wrote: »
    Some chocolate bars are quite phallic (I'm thinkin' Marianne Faithfull and Mick Jagger... Well it's not actually true according to Snopes, but it'll always hang over them...)
    http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/marsbar.asp
    Was it a king size?


  • #24
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Was it a king size?
    I do hope you're referring to the bed... *gasp*


  • #25
    She Devil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭She Devil


    Sherifu wrote: »
    If you're a chocoholic shouldn't you prefer chocolate :confused:


    Well no i prefer Sex and i am a chocoholic so that is telling ya something isn't it :D


  • #26
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I do hope you're referring to the bed... *gasp*
    I didn't even think of the bed :o
    She Devil wrote: »
    Well no i prefer Sex and i am a chocoholic so that is telling ya something isn't it :D
    Yes, that you're strange :pac:


  • #27
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Trojan911 wrote: »
    Put them both together, dim the lights, fire up a few candles in front of a log fire, slip on some sounds............ Melt the chocolate over her b......... Ahhhhhhh, you know the rest......
    That's a dangerous assumption. Do not under any circumstances put hot chocolate on a womans twat.


  • #28
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Oh... so the "b" referred to "beaver"...


  • #29
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    I had assumed breasts...


  • #30
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Agree with "both" preferably ... but if I must choose, I can live without chocolate!
    Sherifu wrote: »
    I had assumed breasts...
    So had I! 0_o
    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    Chocolate ftw, lasts longer than 10 secs and the aftertaste if soo fine.;)
    Jebus, you've been meeting a fairly poor selection of men!! :eek:


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  • #31
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Agree with "both" preferably ... but if I must choose, I can live without chocolate! So had I! 0_o

    Jebus, you've been meeting a fairly poor sel ection of men!! :eek:
    Excwelent
    1 Googl;e can't spellcheak seriously though. clo0se enough. dhoould know.


  • #32
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Excwelent
    1 Googl;e can't spellcheak seriously though. clo0se enough. dhoould know.
    Someone has been on the sauce :D


  • #33
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    dSTAR wrote: »
    Someone has been on the sauce :D

    He posted some nonsense in the Phobias forum too. I was going to delete it but thought it would be funnier to leave it so he can see it in the morning and feel shame!


  • #34
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    watna wrote: »
    He posted some nonsense in the Phobias forum too. I was going to delete it but thought it would be funnier to leave it so he can see it in the morning and feel shame!

    lol

    /find more posts by Scumlord

    :pac:


  • #35
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    I've never met a chocolate bar with a headache.


  • #36
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Sex FTW!! chocolate is manky. Now if you had of asked crisps or sex i would have had to seriously think about it :)


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  • #37
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    watna wrote: »
    He posted some nonsense in the Phobias forum too. I was going to delete it but thought it would be funnier to leave it so he can see it in the morning and feel shame!
    Heads to the phobias forum :pac:


  • #38
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Kiera wrote: »
    Sex FTW!! chocolate is manky. Now if you had of asked crisps or sex i would have had to seriously think about it :)

    Lifetime supply of king, burger bites, banshie bones and meanies or sex?


  • #39
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Lifetime supply of king, burger bites, banshie bones and meanies or sex?

    Ooooooooooooohhhh, thats a very tough one! Can i have the crisps and still have sex with myself? :P


  • #40
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    okay but you have to wash your hands first.


  • #41
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Hagar wrote: »
    I've never met a chocolate bar with a headache.
    I've never met a chocolate bar could give good head ... >_>


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  • #42
    Redpunto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Redpunto


    You seriously need to add shopping or sex


  • #43
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I'd probably choose chocolate.


  • #44
    MrDaithi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭MrDaithi


    Chocolate sex :p is brilliant


  • #45
    spinandscribble
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    sex unless its really bad.


  • #46
    xbox36016
    Closed Accounts Posts: 764 ✭✭✭xbox36016


    have to go whit sex


  • #47
    'Ol Jack Chance
    Closed Accounts Posts: 337 ✭✭'Ol Jack Chance


    sex unless its really bad

    sex can be bad now? damn :pac:


  • #48
    pinder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭pinder


    put your hands together


  • #49
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    SEX, I never know when I am going to get it next...

    I can get chocolate anytime. Just pop down to the shop. I wouldn't have a clue where to pay for a ride, and it's probably a rip off anyway :)

    *Edit* The only bad sex to be had is no sex!!!


  • #50
    yerayeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 804 ✭✭✭yerayeah


    Sex because it's not bad for my teeth...


  • #51
    quietobserver
    Closed Accounts Posts: 546 ✭✭✭quietobserver


    yerayeah wrote: »
    Sex because it's not bad for my teeth...

    haha classic


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