Late Night Quickies

rocky25

On my way home from work I stopped off at the petrol station to put some air in my tyres as they were a bit flat.

So I put the air in and went inside to pay.

The cashier said to me "€2 please".

"€2!" I said,

"Its air for crying out loud, it shouldn't be that expensive!"

"Well", he replied, "That's inflation for you".

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Just heard you were held at gunpoint by a gay rapist this morning and he gave you two choices: suck his c*ck or die.

Glad to see you're ok.

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On these nature documentaries they always say that there is safety in numbers.

Tell that to the 6 million sperm my girlfriend swallowed last night!!

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TOP TIP!!!

Hijackers.

Avoid a long stressful siege and the risk of arrest, imprisonment or death by simply making sure you book a flight to your intended destination in the first place.

Parsley

Quality!

chaotic_vr

5 stars. Love the first one.

Capt'n Midnight

rocky25 wrote:

On these nature documentaries they always say that there is safety in numbers.

Tell that to the 6 million sperm my girlfriend swallowed last night!!.

I'd see a doctor if I were you a normal count would be aout 300 million

dh0661

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I'd see a doctor if I were you a normal count would be aout 300 million

She gagged, not a crime you know

GAAman

rocky25 wrote: »

On these nature documentaries they always say that there is safety in numbers.

Tell that to the 6 million sperm my girlfriend swallowed last night!!

ROCKY'S A JAFFA, ROCKY'S A JAFFA:D:D

Inflation one was the best