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I have no willy

  • 07-11-2008 7:38pm
    #1
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭


    Actually, i do, but do you?

    If you are scheduled for gender reassignment then choose what applies to you now, not what will apply to you in the future.

    If you have a giant clitoris, don't let it confuse you.

    Aaaaaaaaaaannnnd....... begin.

    Have you a willy nilly? 38 votes

    Yep indeedy doooo
    0% 0 votes
    Erm... no.
    100% 38 votes


Comments

  • #2
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    I wish I had a clit, they appear by all accounts to be made of win.


  • #3
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    No


  • #4
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Them clits are like the on-off button on my PC.. hard to find.

    You have to feel around for it.


  • #5
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I have a massive willy.
    Its a rare collectors item and stands at a proud 6' 1''. There were only two ever made.
    It's holding up a banner that reads:
    "Grease me up lassie"
    Matt Groening has the other one.

    It makes up for my tiny cock.


  • #6
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Sorry, is there something you should ask? Or is that it, do we have a willy? Where's the discussion?


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  • #7
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    *sings*Stormy Weather*sings*


  • #8
    Stercus Accidit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    ratio of 4:1 guys to girls on interweb shocker.


  • #9
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,659 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I have a willy. Its pickling in a jar on my bookcase. I whip it out for my neighbours/relatives at parties. They love my penis. They also love my pickled willy.


  • #10
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Lads, whats with all the sausage talk lately, I dont mind the odd Thread quipping on male genitalia and having a jolly bit of fun poking at it, but a cock thread a day is too much.


    Shame on you MagicMarker.


  • #11
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    Sorry, is there something you should ask? Or is that it, do we have a willy? Where's the discussion?
    I'm ever so sorry...

    So tell me about yourself?


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  • #12
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I have a massive willy.
    Its a rare collectors item and stands at a proud 6' 1''. There were only two ever made.
    It's holding up a banner that reads:
    "Grease me up lassie"
    Matt Groening has the other one.

    It makes up for my tiny cock.

    Needless post. Everyone already knows youre a giant cock.


  • #13
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Archimedes wrote: »
    Needless post. Everyone already knows youre a giant cock.

    Archimedes had principles that held water.
    That swipe sank like a stone.


  • #14
    Peyton Manning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Archimedes had principles that held water.
    That swipe sank like a stone.

    I point my death ray in your general direction.


  • #15
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    I'd like a willy.


  • #16
    PurpleBerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭PurpleBerry


    I have several in the freezer, why? Wanna buy one?


  • #17
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Archimedes wrote: »
    I point my death ray in your general direction.
    Lines like that won't ever get you anywhere with the ladies Archie.


  • #18
    ramjee_kapar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭ramjee_kapar


    brianthebard wrote: »
    I wish I had a clit, they appear by all accounts to be made of win.


    Clit Power.

    I knew a Father Clint Power once, maybe she is having a go at him.


  • #19
    Steve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    Actually, i do,

    Are you sure dude?

    :D


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