So the cops have 1 bilion in uncut cocaine, what are they going to do wth it

starn

The cops are sitiing a billion euros worth of uncut cocaine. Obiously it needs to be analysed for purity and the used as evidence in trial. But after that what happens to it. Do they destroy it, sell it, or save it for a monday night in coppers.

What exactly will have it al when the trials are over ?

the drifter

end the recession!!!!

javaboy

It goes to Gough's to be used as fake snow in Santa's Kingdom.

SoupyNorman

Over 70's, Medical card.....



Give them the Coke and they'll die happy.

phasers

the guards use at as seasoning in the 'joy

andrewh5

It will go to an incinerator the same as all other seized drugs do.

ronbyrne2005

Shtick it in the middle of Thomond park and let the gangs in to fight to the death for it. Charge people to watch and boost the gov's coffers.

rotinaj

Im sure the lads in the Dail will find some use for it:rolleyes:

Lao Lao

Garda Christmas party.......

Conor108

Money Fight!

Doodee

andrewh5 wrote: »

It will go to an incinerator the same as all other seized drugs do.

Has anyone ever been to this magical place?


Its a bit like saying the dog was sent to a farm.
The dog may well be gone, but there's no farm!

mickdw

I see the cops loading the bales into the back of a enterprise hire van. What happens the next person who hires this van and decides to take it through a port. The customs dogs will be all over the van treating the driver like a criminal

AircraftTechie

andrewh5 wrote: »

It will go to an incinerator the same as all other seized drugs do.

Under heavy armed Guard too, thats what happens to it.

AircraftTechie

Doodee wrote: »

Has anyone ever been to this magical place?


Its a bit like saying the dog was sent to a farm.
The dog may well be gone, but there's no farm!

The press had pictures and an Article about it around a year ago when the other large Cocaine find was publicised.

DonkeyStyle \o/

Issue cards to known existing coke addicts and let them get their drugs for free from a clinic... addicts won't have to commit a collective €1bn worth of crime to feed their habbit and the dealers are out of pocket a second time from reduced sales.
I dunno, there must be some other use besides burning it.

villager

it gets burnt along with all the other seized drugs, but of course this simple solution will not keep our conspiracy theory friends happy.

Holsten

Terrible waste if it does get destroyed.

AlmightyCushion

You can practically hear them singing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vPfOjAw5Z0

javaboy

^Candidate for post of the day.

AlmightyCushion

javaboy wrote: »

^Candidate for post of the day.

We should have an election to decide.

>_>
<_<

antodeco

Coke float FTW

Prof.Badass

starn wrote: »

The cops are sitiing a billion euros worth of uncut cocaine. Obiously it needs to be analysed for purity and the used as evidence in trial. But after that what happens to it. Do they destroy it, sell it, or save it for a monday night in coppers.

What exactly will have it al when the trials are over ?

By the time it's ready for destruction, it'll have been cut down to $hit.

i.e gaurds taking a kilo of coke for themselves, then adding a kilo of flour, and so on so forth untill you're looking at a huge mass of flour with little or no actual cocaine in it:D.

ronbyrne2005

Said on the news it was being transferred to Bandon Garda station. Maybe a drug gang will pop down and make a withdrawal from the station. Worth a firefight to get your hands on that much merchandise.

Dyr

given that they said it was worth 500 million on thursday, I'd say they should sit on it for a few days, It should be worth about 3 billion by monday.

Turd Ferguson

I think Biffo will eat it...the fat cunt!!

Prof.Badass

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I think Biffo will eat it...the fat cunt!!

I can just imagine him and harney dancing (naked) in that really cheesy way that out of touch middle agers do with Eric Clapton in the backround (you know the song). Biffo will start singing along really badly, and she'll invite him over to the bed, where they just start eating it off each other.....nyom nyom nyom *shudder*.

missingtime

Wuh imagine biffos face numb.

Whatfor

Harney is smuggling it home. She leaves the dail every day wih half a ton of crack in her knickers

Run_to_da_hills

1 Billion, thats enough cash to pay for the governments over 70ies free medical card scheme for the next decade.

Bottle_of_Smoke

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

1 Billion, thats enough cash to pay for the governments over 70ies free medical card scheme for the next decade.

It's not worth a billion selling it legitemitely. That's what it would sell for on the street after all the multiple middlemen. And I think even that figures been somewhat exaggerated.

I think they should use it for scientific research.

beertons

Bambi wrote: »

given that they said it was worth 500 million on thursday, I'd say they should sit on it for a few days, It should be worth about 3 billion by monday.

That's exactly what I was thinking!

starn

andrewh5 wrote: »

It will go to an incinerator the same as all other seized drugs do.

I wonder do they do this with seizures of grass and hash. If it is the case I can see a lot of hippies changing there stance on incinerators

phantom_lord

andrewh5 wrote: »

It will go to an incinerator the same as all other seized drugs do.

ronbyrne2005

Expect a huge number of cases of "blue flu" on monday.

nobodythere

1. Is there some giant warehouse in the country just full of drugs?

2. Can we make a theme park out of it?