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The Obama Jokes are coming in............

Run_to_da_hills · 2008-11-06 12:50:48

The Gardai have arrested 4 Ku Klux Klan members from a car in Coolock. They were on their way to kilbarrack. :D

06-11-2008 12:50pm

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The Gardai have arrested 4 Ku Klux Klan members from a car in Coolock. They were on their way to kilbarrack.

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#2 06-11-2008 12:51pm

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St Peter is at the pearly gates checking up on the queue of souls waiting to enter heaven. He asks the next one in line

So who are you and what did you do on earth?

The fellow says I’m Barack Obama and I was the first black to be elected president of the United States !!!!!!

. St Peter says the USA, a black president? You gotta be kidding me. When did this happen?

Obama says about 20 minutes ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#3 06-11-2008 12:53pm

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meditraitor wrote: »

St Peter is at the pearly gates checking up on the queue of souls waiting to enter heaven. He asks the next one in line

So who are you and what did you do on earth?

The fellow says I’m Barack Obama and I was the first black to be elected president of the United States !!!!!!

. St Peter says the USA, a black president? You gotta be kidding me. When did this happen?

Obama says about 20 minutes ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was mine :mad:

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#4 06-11-2008 12:55pm

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History was made in America last night as Barack Obama broke a long tradition and became the first blackman to enter the white house without a mop.

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#5 06-11-2008 12:56pm

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^ You should edit your first post and stick it in so it looks like meditrator stole it off you.

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#6 06-11-2008 12:59pm

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I wonder what Dr James Watson thinks of all this?

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#7 06-11-2008 1:02pm

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Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

History was made in America last night as Barack Obama broke a long tradition and became the first blackman to enter the white house without a mop.

Jesus that's bad. Now I hate you.

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#8 06-11-2008 1:10pm

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Barack

Barrack who?

Barrack Obama!

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#9 06-11-2008 1:15pm

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Varkov wrote: »

Knock knock

Who's there?

Barack

Barrack who?

Barrack Obama!

:pac: Ba-dum-tish!

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#10 06-11-2008 1:15pm

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The gardener at the white house is in trouble when he goes looking for his spade

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#11 06-11-2008 1:23pm

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with this one...

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#12 06-11-2008 1:25pm

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Varkov wrote: »

Knock knock

Who's there?

Barack

Barrack who?

Barrack Obama!

Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
Because he is the new President of the United States of America

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#13 06-11-2008 1:26pm

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How do you tell if Barack Obama is in town ?

You hear the bass.

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#14 06-11-2008 1:32pm

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Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

You hear the bass.

I dont get it???

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#15 06-11-2008 1:33pm

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Barrack Obama has apparently not officially been confirmed as president yet.

The Cork hurlers have yet to give their approval.....

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#16 06-11-2008 1:45pm

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Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I dont get it???

drum and bass

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drum_and_bass

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#17 06-11-2008 1:53pm

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Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

drum and bass

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drum_and_bass

I know, I do actually get it. I was trying to be smart

Turd Fail :(:o:o:(:(

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#18 06-11-2008 1:54pm

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I heard they're installing basketball hoops in the white house especially for him

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#19 06-11-2008 1:56pm

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Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

That was mine :mad:

When I heard that one, about a hundred years ago, it was about a black man who had joined the KKK, except he only lasted 3 minutes. :P

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#20 06-11-2008 2:38pm

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Am I the only one who read that as the " The Cuckoo's Nest " not Coolock?

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

The Gardai have arrested 4 Ku Klux Klan members from a car in Coolock. They were on their way to kilbarrack.

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#21 06-11-2008 2:48pm

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vinylmesh wrote: »

I heard they're installing basketball hoops in the white house especially for him

and?

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#22 06-11-2008 3:05pm

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Big Knox wrote: »

and?

*sigh*:rolleyes:

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#23 06-11-2008 3:06pm

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and.. he's black.. some jokes just shouldn't need explaining!! Sheesh!!

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#24 06-11-2008 3:38pm

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Him and fiddy cent have a tune coming out called "B-Rock's in da (white) house"

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#25 06-11-2008 5:22pm

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#26 06-11-2008 6:32pm

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barack walks into the whitehouse with a pig on his head,
the chief of staff sees him and says 'fuck, where did you get that?'
'in africa' says the pig, 'there's millions of them...'

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#27 06-11-2008 7:30pm

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vinylmesh wrote: »

I heard they're installing basketball hoops in the white house especially for him

They took out the bowling alley and put in a basketball court.

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#28 06-11-2008 7:33pm

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ekevosu wrote: »

Barrack Obama has apparently not officially been confirmed as president yet.

The Cork hurlers have yet to give their approval.....

ha nice 1

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#29 06-11-2008 7:33pm

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Black women all over the world are shaving their pubic hairs today, in support of Obama's election. Their message to the world?

"Read our lips, No more bush"

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#30 06-11-2008 7:35pm

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these are all terrible

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#31 06-11-2008 7:39pm

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Please use the appropriate forum.

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