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Battle of the Sexes and Gender

  • 05-11-2008 3:46pm
    #1
    coldfire1x
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,356 ✭✭✭


    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
    You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

    Man is incomplete until he is married.
    Then he is finished.

    You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.

    I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

    The difference between marriage and death?
    Dead people are free.

    There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
    They got married, and now he is going through hell.

    There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

    It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

    Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
    Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

    Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
    Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!


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