Wazzzzzzzzzzup!

Prof.Badass · 05-11-2008 10:29am #1

Now this is the stupidest thread ever :P!

Doc · 05-11-2008 10:31am

Airplanes, the price of oil…

Oh and your Ma’s skirt

4zn76tysfajdxp · 05-11-2008 10:31am

Wazzzzzzzzzzup? Nothing but the ceiling.

Sharpshooter · 05-11-2008 10:34am

Kai Orange Plankton wrote: »

Wazzzzzzzzzzup? Nothing but the ceiling.

Don't be stupid...........

themadchef · 05-11-2008 10:35am

All those zzzzzzzzzzzzz making me sleepy

Are you secretly brain wasing us into doing even less work today?

Prof.Badass · 05-11-2008 10:37am

themadchef wrote: »

All those zzzzzzzzzzzzz making me sleepy

Are you secretly brain wasing us into doing even less work today?

Well if your on boards then you're not going to be productive no matter how alert you are.

arse-titties.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 05-11-2008 10:38am

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Don't be stupid...........

No.

Run_to_da_hills · 05-11-2008 10:39am

In before its locked

Kdub · 05-11-2008 10:41am

You know whats up :eek:

Prof.Badass · 05-11-2008 10:42am

Kdub wrote: »

You know whats up :eek:

I see you went for a penis joke, very classy

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Zangetsu · 05-11-2008 10:46am

Ban.............................................

Quazzie · 05-11-2008 10:47am

Someone is being naughty and trying to set some kind of record. I can see Karoma being mighty p'd off about this.

Indie18 · 05-11-2008 10:53am

seriously we need bannings for people who keep up with this stupidest thread s**t

Prof.Badass · 05-11-2008 10:57am

lighten up, it's only a joke thread

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This is supposed to be an after hours forum for casual discussion, i don't see the problem with the odd random thread, to provide some interest in an otherwise boring day.

Wagon · 05-11-2008 10:59am

Thanks for making it bright outside!

05-11-2008 11:09am

vinylmesh wrote: »

lighten up, it's only a joke thread .
This is supposed to be an after hours forum for casual discussion, i don't see the problem with the odd random thread, to provide some interest in an otherwise boring day.

Yes this thread is incredibly interesting. It will fuel hours of intelligent debate at my next dinner party. :rolleyes:

Wagon · 05-11-2008 11:11am

I get this thread though, it's about talking bollocks. Utter crap :pac: it's what you want from after hours sometimes.

Sea Devils · 05-11-2008 11:11am

Brigning back an old unfunny beer advert joke seriously isn't cool

Zangetsu · 05-11-2008 11:12am

Ah sure its just a load of jazz really...

Quazzie · 05-11-2008 11:17am

I declare this Thread because of its randomness to be the best EVER!!!!

This leaves mine as the stupidest thread ever and me as Champion!!!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 05-11-2008 11:18am

Sea Devils wrote: »

Brigning back an old unfunny beer advert joke seriously isn't cool

Unlike the beers themselves which are usually quite chilly.

Turd Ferguson · 05-11-2008 12:50pm

1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
2 Now the earth was [a] formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

3 And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

6 And God said, "Let there be an expanse between the waters to separate water from water." 7 So God made the expanse and separated the water under the expanse from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the expanse "sky." And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

9 And God said, "Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear." And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground "land," and the gathered waters he called "seas." And God saw that it was good.

11 Then God said, "Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds." And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

14 And God said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark seasons and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth." And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.

20 And God said, "Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the sky." 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living and moving thing with which the water teems, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them and said, "Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth." 23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.

24 And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind." And it was so. 25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.

26 Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground."

27 So God created man in his own image,
in the image of God he created him;
male and female he created them.

28 God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground."

29 Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food." And it was so.

31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.

Genesis 2

1Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.

2And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

3And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.

4These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens,

5And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.

6But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.

7And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

8And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.

9And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

10And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.

11The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold;

12And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone.

13And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.

14And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphrates.

15And the LORD God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.

16And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:

17But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

18And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

19And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

20And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

21And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

22And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

23And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

24Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

25And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.