Jaysus, I'd love a cuppa tay

ChewChew

So I get up and get on the road for work this morning. I hate Tuesdays. for me they are the worst day of the week, and the longest with an extra influx of traffic for some reason.

So I leave the house 10 min's early as I do on Tuesdays, and well I get to my usual sticky point in the traffic. I'm sitting there listening to my cd and the effin thing skips. boo. not a good start. So I think about my day and I cant wait to get into the office to have a cuppa.

then I notice 2 girls and a guy going to the cars handin out free-bee's. woohoo me thinks. So I get one. It's a java republic to-go tea cup. add hot water and off ya go!!

Happy days!! My Tuesday is looking good. I get to work and my parkin spot is gone. Damm them. anyways. I has free tea. so I go to the office, stick on the kettle, clock in all that jazz. open the lid of the cup.. oohh a little chocolate too! Yay. and then to the tea bag. it's a god dammed mudder fubber lemon flavoured herbal fubbin tea!!!

For the love of god!!!!!!! . . . Calm down. . . So I do. ..

I go down the shop and buy a box a tea bags. grand. I poor my boiling water. Take out the milk. and pour. fubbin lumpy, sour milk!!!! :mad:

I HATE TUESDAYS!!!!!!!!!

/rant & thanx for reading. phew.

PurpleBerry

Fantastic idea. I'm off to put the kettle on.

AlmightyCushion

it's a god dammed mudder fubber lemon flavoured herbal fubbin tea!!!

It should be illegal to market that shíte as tea.

mental07

I like lemon tea

Not a fan of Tuesdays though....

ScumLord

Vanilla green tea with milk and sugar tastes like ice cream it's class!

ejmaztec

Makes a change from the usual posts where someone becomes psychotic on the interweb because their crack-dealer got killed in a drive-by on the way to sell 'em some stuff.

Bob the Builder

I FÚCKING LOVE TEA!!! :pac:

Cmol

Cry me a friggin river

Turd Ferguson

mental07 wrote: »

I like lemon tea

ScumLord wrote: »

Vanilla green tea with milk and sugar tastes like ice cream it's class!

STOP GETTING TEA WRONG!!!!!

ejmaztec

Cmol wrote: »

Cry me a friggin river

Would that be camomile, or salty minge scented river?

Tom65

I took delivery of a box of Barry's tea today. Can't get the Barry's in Sweden. I can relate.

abi2007

My dad and bro make tea in a mug and bring it in the car... wouldn't reccomend it, tried it once, I think its one of those things that take alot of practice.

hiscan

abi2007 wrote: »

My dad and bro make tea in a mug and bring it in the car... wouldn't reccomend it, tried it once, I think its one of those things that take alot of practice.

it never tastes the same out of them cups:(

spiritcrusher

It's TAE not TAY. Grr...

phelixoflaherty

The girlfriend had to rush out the door and left me half a mug of tea.
I didn't have to stir off the couch and it was the nicest one i've had in ages.
( It was normal Lyons tea) none of that munster muck.

jos28

Its Marks and Sparks gold label for me. Nicest tea ever