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One Night in Achill, 100 Easy Girls, What would you bring?

  • 03-11-2008 11:49pm
    #1
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,691 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    I about to pen my santa letter, all suggestions welcome...


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  • #2
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Bless ya, you've got courage and heart, but 'tis not Santa that you seek, 'tis the Wizard of Oz that you seek...


  • #3
    giggsy664
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    I about to pen my santa letter, all suggestions welcome...

    Well. I think them during condems are good for that sort of thing.


  • #4
    YeatsCounty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭YeatsCounty


    A spatula.


  • #5
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    100 girls, sounds like I best bring more than just the 1 cup


  • #6
    shenanigans1982
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    I about to pen my santa letter, all suggestions welcome...

    101 paper bags, one to go over the head of each of the girls and one for you....it will increase your chances ten fold.


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  • #7
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Bring me.


  • #8
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    A camera, just to make sure it wasnt just a dream.


  • #9
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    A camera, just to make sure it wasnt just a dream.

    Now that was a bit wet......


  • #10
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    my fishing rod


  • #11
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Bring paper bags.


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  • #12
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,691 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    I was thinking ear plugs and poppers....:)


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    I about to pen my santa letter, all suggestions welcome...

    Rape alarms,Achill lads will get too excited seeing an actual woman that they are not related to on the island.


  • #14
    hussey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    A wireless link so you can post every 5 minutes to boards saying how great you are getting on


  • #15
    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    CONDOMS!
    You have 350million chances of getting pregnant when....


  • #16
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    One Night in Achill, 100 Easy Girls, What would you bring?

    99 easy , 1 hard to get.

    You don't want to get bored....



  • #17
    Madelynn Wide Vent
    Posts: 0 ✭ Madelynn Wide Vent


    what??

    i thought this was about the last night at the Gaeltacht


  • #18
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    erm, viagra.... tbh, 5 girls is about it 10 and id be f***** and then about 15 and id pass out due to the pain...



    Ahh an honest opinion in a joke thread, where would ya see the likes ?? * insert funny link to other funny tread here *


  • #19
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,691 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    S.I.R wrote: »
    erm, viagra.... tbh, 5 girls is about it 10 and id be f***** and then about 15 and id pass out due to the pain...

    1 girl for every toe and finger, 3 for the 3 piece suite, 1 for each ear, 1 for the nose, 1 for the lips, 2 for the ass, 2 for the chest, 2 for the back, 1 for the little bit under your balls and 1 to hold the camera...
    that's only 3 shags and your out for birds......

    tbh,....your doing them all in a row plan was never going to work.......:D


  • #20
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    S.I.R wrote: »
    ...
    Lol, aye, I was thinking "a few friends" tbh, I'm good but I'm not that fecking good!! :D


  • #21
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Rent a minibus, hire everyone at the STD clinic for the night. Form a line.


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  • #22
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Just like many an England manager before you, the first thing on your list should be A Shearer.

    Four legs good, two legs baaaaaad!


  • #23
    meathstevie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,777 ✭✭✭meathstevie


    A big coach to distribute the leftovers to my mates...

    Hang on, no, a bit of mining explosive to blow up the bridge to the mainland and turn the night into a couple weeks. I'll want seconds from the top ten..


  • #24
    Reganio 2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,732 ✭✭✭Reganio 2


    Cream


  • #25
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    You need to bring easy women here :confused:

    PM for numbers :D


  • #26
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    An open roast BBQ

    After the fcuk fest, id eat the ugly ones.


  • #27
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,207 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    A big towel to clean up the mess!


  • #28
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    handcuffs , and a video camera

    (damn you all and your condom reminders, that stupid think contraception song is in my head now)


  • #29
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Who kidnapped everyone reading AH's ma except mine and put them on Achill island?


  • #30
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Karoma, probably.


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  • #31
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Who kidnapped everyone reading AH's ma except mine and put them on Achill island?
    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Karoma, probably.

    My mum is safely at home, asleep, alone. and there she wll stay, bless her innocent heart.


  • #32
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Plastic surgeon.


  • #33
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Plastic surgeon.

    Hold on, I presumed you were one of the easy girls the OP was on about? :confused:

    Maybe several of them in fact ...


  • #34
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I'm every girl poster on this site and your mother to boot.


  • #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Something* that would make one feel special and the other 99 envious... ;)



















    * a secret that only the special one would get.:)

    Tá sé go hálainn. ;)


  • #36
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    I'm every girl poster on this site and your mother to boot.
    Ah, excellent ... the one woman whose tits I have some actual right to ... :pac:

    Get back here, you!! :mad:


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  • #37
    jester77
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    a big sack!


  • #38
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    a good book. Sure what would you want with a load of girls anyway, they'll just be going on about their hair and make up etc


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