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A little massage humour...

  • 03-11-2008 3:55pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,131 ✭✭✭


    > > Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
    > > ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
    > > The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together
    > > at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
    > > agony.
    > >
    > > The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
    > >
    > > 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
    > > relieve your pain if you'd allow me she told him.
    > > 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
    > > replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
    > > clasping his hands together at his groin.
    > >
    > > At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
    > >
    > > She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
    > > pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful
    > > massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
    > >
    > > He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,565 ✭✭✭✭Tallon


    Hahah, that made me laugh


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