It's gettin to that time again - 3 o clock slump

So its about 15 minutes from 3 and already i'm beginning to feel a little sleepy. My eyes are heavy, my head is dropping and I feel like I could sleep a solid 4 hours. Only problem is I'm presently at my desk at work trying to look alive for the ol boss! So how do u all keep yourselves tickin over for the dreaded slump? My method today will be by focusing my mind on boards, cos focusing on work would be way too boring and is more likely to put me asleep!

Turd Ferguson

I inject a cocain/ketamine mix into the base of my penis. Its good for those "lazy days"

Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I inject a cocain/ketamine mix into the base of my penis. Its good for those "lazy days"

Ah yea, a good bang of Thai Red Bull and Ill be grand eh!

viota

I've been in this slump since 12.It comes early for me.I just play my ds..:D they dont really notice here

anonymous_joe

I used to pretend I was looking for an important work file down in archives, so I'd wander off for a stroll, swap some files, and just take about 15 minutes or so to walk about and wake myself up.

Agamemnon

Head into the toilets for a tug but don't go into a cubicle, just stand in front of the mirror. Wait until the room is empty before hauling out your lad and revving him up. The threat of someone walking in spices things up no end. There's nothing like the adrenaline rush of a danger **** to wake you up.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I don't. I just go for the aforementioned three or four hour sleep...

copeyhagen

mass office shop break at 3 o clock, about 12 of us head down.

oztots

Here its handy, theres half price coffee from 2.30 to 3.15 and in the morning around half 10. Wouldnt beat having a tug though.

BroomBurner

Agamemnon wrote: »

Head into the toilets for a tug but don't go into a cubicle, just stand in front of the mirror. Wait until the room is empty before hauling out your lad and revving him up. The threat of someone walking in spices things up no end. There's nothing like the adrenaline rush of a danger **** to wake you up.

Then afterwards drop off to sleep on your desk...

Turd Ferguson

Agamemnon wrote: »

Head into the toilets for a tug but don't go into a cubicle, just stand in front of the mirror. Wait until the room is empty before hauling out your lad and revving him up. The threat of someone walking in spices things up no end. There's nothing like the adrenaline rush of a danger **** to wake you up.

If you succeed you gotta wipe the "excess fluid" on your bosses desk for extra lols.

KnifeWRENCH

Beat the 3PM slump with Knorr Quick Soup, just like those annoying **** in those crappy ads.

RoosterIllusion

Those Dyson Airblade handdryers are installed low on the wall for more than one reason: Link

stovelid

Agamemnon wrote: »

Head into the toilets for a tug but don't go into a cubicle, just stand in front of the mirror. Wait until the room is empty before hauling out your lad and revving him up. The threat of someone walking in spices things up no end. There's nothing like the adrenaline rush of a danger **** to wake you up.

+1.

If the slump is really bad, do it in the girl's jacks for the premium-danger version.

Rhyme

viota wrote: »

I just play my ds..:D they dont really notice here

You're fired.

stovelid

stovelid wrote: »

+1.

If the slump is really bad, do it in the girl's jacks for the premium-danger version.

LOL this thread has turned into the "danger w@nk advice and tips thread"!


Nice!

At this rate u may as well just see if u can get away with doing it at your desk in front of everyone!! :pac:

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

LOL this thread has turned into the "danger w@nk advice and tips thread"!


Nice!

At this rate u may as well just see if u can get away with doing it at your desk in front of everyone!! :pac:

now you're getting into the spirit

also, 3pm = coffee time, there's also a mass exodus to the shops as well around 4pm

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

now you're getting into the spirit

also, 3pm = coffee time, there's also a mass exodus to the shops as well around 4pm

Damn right. I need somethin today, got the winter blues today so very likely to slump it later Maybe an ol danger yank isn't such a bad idea! :P

Yea i find 3pm coffee = don't sleep very well tbh.

Varkov

Deleted User wrote: »

Yea i find 3pm coffee = don't sleep very well tbh.

I don't understand this. I manage to chug gallons of tea right before I go to bed and I always sleep fine

diamondp

Deleted User wrote: »

LOL this thread has turned into the "danger w@nk advice and tips thread"!


Nice!

At this rate u may as well just see if u can get away with doing it at your desk in front of everyone!! :pac:

Dose this go for girls as well. :eek:

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Damn right. I need somethin today, got the winter blues today so very likely to slump it later Maybe an ol danger yank isn't such a bad idea! :P

Yea i find 3pm coffee = don't sleep very well tbh.

er? do you try to sleep at 4?

are you sure it's the early coffee? I drink about 5 cups a day and sleep fine

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

er? do you try to sleep at 4?

are you sure it's the early coffee? I drink about 5 cups a day and sleep fine

If I drink afternoon coffee I find I'm wide awake at night. And I normally go to bed late enough anyway so it just makes it worse tbh.

diamondp wrote:

Dose this go for girls as well.

Sure, why not! Everyone can play!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

diamondp wrote: »

Dose this go for girls as well. :eek:

Only the pretty girls I'm afraid...

copeyhagen

viota wrote: »

I've been in this slump since 12.It comes early for me.I just play my ds..:D they dont really notice here

655 snes games and emulator for me hehe

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Only the pretty girls I'm afraid...

NO FAT CHICKS!


Hmmmmm, wonder how many boardsies are gonna have a danger hank in the next 20 minutes!