Stuck on the job!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/black_country/7704603.stm

Man found glued to steel toilet



A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was deliberately smeared on the seat.
Firefighters were unable to free the man and were forced to remove the entire toilet with the man attached.
The 35-year-old was in a public toilet cubicle in Brierley Hill in the West Midlands when he became stuck.
He was taken to hospital where doctors were forced to get into the ambulance before using chemicals to free him.
Toilet re-installed
An ambulance service spokesman said: "He appeared to be none the worse for his ordeal other than being understandably somewhat embarrassed."
It is thought the glue had been smeared on the toilet seat by a prankster.
An ambulance crew and a rapid response vehicle attended the scene just before midday but they were unable to free the man. "With the help of a local authority and the fire and rescue service, the man was removed from the cubicle still attached to the stainless steel toilet," the spokesman said. The toilet was later taken back to the public convenience and re-installed.

How embarrasing! :eek:

FlutterinBantam

Whoever did that should be put away for some time.

:mad::mad:

phasers

Who sits on public toilet seats? filthy

Ste.phen

more importantly, who'd sit on one covered in a milky-transparent goo?

aphex™

Similar thing here

Ste.phen wrote: »

more importantly, who'd sit on one covered in a milky-transparent goo?

Maybe it was his own goo and he was looking for attention

niceirishfella

phasers wrote: »

Who sits on public toilet seats? filthy

+1 - the art of hovering is required virtually everywhere nowadays outside your own home - most will agree.:(

FlutterinBantam

Care to talk us through the technique?

niceirishfella

Pm me for details.....LOL

Redpunto

I wonder who rang the emergency services, was it him from his mobile? I wonder how long he put off ringing them

Cool_CM

niceirishfella wrote: »

+1 - the art of hovering is required virtually everywhere nowadays outside your own home - most will agree.:(

I personally prefer the layers of toilet paper on the seat, provides both comfort and warmth and no contact with the seat itself is needed. Depends on how much bog roll is left though.
For more information, see the film American Pie

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Cool_CM wrote: »

I personally prefer the layers of toilet paper on the seat, provides both comfort and warmth and no contact with the seat itself is needed. Depends on how much bog roll is left though.
For more information, see the film American Pie

That film is my bible.

Mark200

Redpunto wrote: »

I wonder who rang the emergency services, was it him from his mobile? I wonder how long he put off ringing them

I'd say it was days

But really though, poor guy.....

Mark200

vinylmesh wrote: »

btw, the link doesn't work. I suspect this story might be fake.

....it does work

Vain

Hed have one hairless ass after that

and a "ring of confidence".

Fulton Crown

One naive chappie though ifn he parked his ass on a public toilet !!

Probably pissed - as everybody knows that is a no no - if caught shorttttt - you drop the kekks an hover just inches over the p'laine then just shove on the juice an mist the fcuker with the ripest , foulest midden you can produce.

Seat covered with glue...??? ffffst !! - no contact ..no problem

leave her for the next cnunt an pray he is a hairy arsed scobie....happy days

AlmightyCushion

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How embarrasing! :eek:

Very embarrassing. I'd say his cheeks were red after that.

Steyr

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/black_country/7704603.stm

Man is found glued to toilet seat
A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was deliberately smeared on the seat.

Firefighters were unable to free the man and were forced to remove the entire toilet with the man attached.

The 35-year-old was in a public toilet cubicle in Brierley Hill in the West Midlands when he became stuck.

He was taken to hospital where doctors had to get into the ambulance before using chemicals to free him.

Toilet re-installed

An ambulance service spokesman said: "He appeared to be none the worse for his ordeal other than being understandably somewhat embarrassed."

It is thought the glue had been smeared on the toilet seat by a prankster.

An ambulance crew and a rapid response vehicle attended the scene just before midday but they were unable to free the man.

"With the help of a local authority and the fire and rescue service, the man was removed from the cubicle still attached to the stainless steel toilet," the spokesman said.

The toilet was later taken back to the public convenience and re-installed.

KTRIC

Thats "old School" at its best

Sharpshooter

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055410617

Kintarō Hattori

I have only one word to describe him: idiot. I would never EVER sit on a public loo without wiping it first. God knows what happened there before you.

Lawless_Samurai

Good point Kintaro. Got what he deserved IMO

Fair play to who ever put the glue there. As said already very old school

jor el

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I have only one word to describe him: idiot. I would never EVER sit on a public loo without wiping it first. God knows what happened there before you.

Exactly, what an idiot. What I'd like to know too, was had he gone before he noticed that he'd become stuck? Would be even better if the fire crew turned up to a steaming pile beneath his super glued ass :pac:

Kintarō Hattori

jor el wrote: »

Exactly, what an idiot. What I'd like to know too, was had he gone before he noticed that he'd become stuck? Would be even better if the fire crew turned up to a steaming pile beneath his super glued ass :pac:

OOh double embarassment if he had.

MagicMarker

jor el wrote: »

Exactly, what an idiot. What I'd like to know too, was had he gone before he noticed that he'd become stuck? Would be even better if the fire crew turned up to a steaming pile beneath his super glued ass :pac:

There's this wonderful thing called a flush, you should look into it.

jor el

MagicMarker wrote: »

There's this wonderful thing called a flush, you should look into it.

Aw, nice one, Spoily McRuiner :mad:

Turd Ferguson

That must have been pretty shit for him.

Frisbee

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

That must have been pretty shit for him.

Anti-Thanks

Fratton Fred

My Great Uncle got glued to the toilet seat in the Queen Vic, when Den and Angie were having it refurbished.

gurramok

Similar thing happened in McDonalds in O'Connell st, Dublin i think it was in the early 90s. It was in the papers the next day.

Bloke carted off into an ambulance to the Mater to be deglued. Anyone old enough to remember it?

MOH

gurramok wrote: »

Similar thing happened in McDonalds in O'Connell st, Dublin i think it was in the early 90s. It was in the papers the next day.

Bloke carted off into an ambulance to the Mater to be deglued. Anyone old enough to remember it?

Thanks, now I feel old. It was only the 90s, not the 18th century!

Run_to_da_hills

Seen as it happened in the UK I'm quite surprised that the prankster hasn't been caught on CCTV. :pac::pac::pac:

AlmightyCushion

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