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Spider Shame

  • 31-10-2008 11:41pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭


    Should Irelands biggest repository of Maddie jokes be re-classed as ineligible for a Golden Spider?

    - Grounds being that any site that gladly serves as a medium for sad morons to delight in the abject misery of an innocent is hardly deserving of any praise of any sort?

    I don't see this offensive, low-brow, US frat-boy, "I'm 13 and missing key chromosomes" humour attention-seeking being disemminated via any other media anywhere - printed, broadcast, electronic or otherwise.........

    pri·or·i·ty (pr-ôr-t, -r-)
    n. pl. pri·or·i·ties
    1. Precedence, especially established by order of importance or urgency.
    2. Do NOT reference or discuss any MCD event or venue
    3. /"Decency"


    All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing.

    The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.
    The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference.
    The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference.
    And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.

    The horrors which we have seen, and the still greater horrors we shall presently see, are not signs that rebels, insubordinate, untamable people are increasing in number throughout the world, but rather that there is a constant increase in the number of obedient, docile people.

    Indifference is the essence of inhumanity.

    Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all -- the apathy of human beings.
    Joan Vinge wrote:

    Indifference is the strongest force in the universe. It makes everything it touches meaningless. Love and hate don't stand a chance against it.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    wat?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    Raiser wrote: »

    Blah blah blah blah blah dribble blah blah

    There ya go.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    magick wrote: »
    wat?!



    Was kinda thinking the same but didn't post in case i was missing something.

    If i am i stand corrected.


  • Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Someone sat on a firecat banger and that post was the end result.

    Flush the loo when you finish up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    this thread makes my head hurt


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    ChewChew wrote: »
    Someone sat on a firecat banger and that post was the end result.

    Flush the loo when you finish up.

    I wouldn't banger with yours mate :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    Raiser wrote: »
    Should Irelands biggest repository of Maddie jokes be re-classed as ineligible for a Golden Spider?

    - Grounds being that any site that gladly serves as a medium for sad morons to delight in the abject misery of an innocent is hardly deserving of any praise of any sort?

    I don't see this offensive, low-brow, US frat-boy, "I'm 13 and missing key chromosomes" humour attention-seeking being disemminated via any other media anywhere - printed, broadcast, electronic or otherwise.........

    pri·or·i·ty (pr-ôr-t, -r-)
    n. pl. pri·or·i·ties
    1. Precedence, especially established by order of importance or urgency.
    2. Do NOT reference or discuss any MCD event or venue
    3. /"Decency"



    Did you have a lot to drink my friend.


    I love AH always guaranteed a laugh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    They are not even registered ffs.............
    quote unquote...........


  • Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Raiser wrote: »
    I wouldn't banger with yours mate :p
    Your alright pet, i like a bit of a sparkle! Firecats make me uneasy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭eVeNtInE


    This post has been deleted.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    WTF?! :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    They only come out at night. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    :D MADDIE,golden SPIDER, LMAO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    oh oh looks like he's onto us lads, he could ruin our chances at the golden spiders..woe is f****in us.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Bryn wrote: »
    WTF?! :confused:

    Its one of those nights :confused::confused::confused:
    1 min left and .............................


  • Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    It's one of those COLD nights. . . you know when you get so cold your teeth chatter. . . maybe the OP was sittin on the bus and some dude was trying tryin to tell the OP that he was freezin and but when OP tried to translate he got that gibberish to fall from his tongue to his finger tips. . oh man I dont know. . . curiosity is running away with me. . is this bullshoite contagious? seems it. . :rolleyes: :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    ChewChew wrote: »
    It's one of those COLD nights. . . you know when you get so cold your teeth chatter. . . maybe the OP was sittin on the bus and some dude was trying tryin to tell the OP that he was freezin and but when OP tried to translate he got that gibberish to fall from his tongue to his finger tips. . oh man I dont know. . . curiosity is running away with me. . is this bullshoite contagious? seems it. . :rolleyes: :D

    Hmmmm - ChewChew, the only girl who hears all the excuses at the first hint of a blowjob :eek:

    - There's safer places to make a deposit.


  • Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Just clean up after you make the deposit. use the indo to wipe yourself if you must ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    OP: Stop picking on ammado.
    Joking aside, what the hell are you banging on about?

    The 2008 Golden Spider Awards encourages you, the public, to nominate and vote for one outstanding Social Networking website which has maintained your interest, enhanced your knowledge, opened up new communication avenues and had the biggest impact on your life.
    Sounds like boards.ie. Your post sounds like a tiny part of boards.ie. If you think that is what boards.ie is about and it bothers you, find the nearest exit.


    quote != reply, likewisse, reply != quote...Ignore the original edit. I am tired and stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    Karoma wrote: »
    OP: Stop picking on ammado.
    Joking aside, what the hell are you banging on about?



    Sounds like boards.ie. Your post sounds like a tiny part of boards.ie. If you think that is what boards.ie is about and it bothers you, find the nearest exit.


    quote != reply, likewisse, reply != quote...Ignore the original edit. I am tired and stuff.

    Apologies for causing strife Karoma - and sincere thanks for the judicious modding.

    :( Waits patiently lost in AH for support from another idiot [<
    or any other idiot] with a social conscience......

    P.S. This is in AH because the original troublesome topic was gestated, breastfed, weaned and otherwise nurtured here.......


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  • Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Raiser wrote: »
    P.S. This is in AH because the original troublesome topic was gestated, breastfed, weaned and otherwise nurtured here.......

    dont forget your liga and a soother.

    you may be waiting. . . . :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    ChewChew wrote: »
    dont forget your liga and a soother.

    you may be waiting. . . . :pac:

    - That was last month Chewy - I thought it was your turn to wear the baby clothes this month :P


  • Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Raiser wrote: »
    - That was last month Chewy - I thought it was your turn to wear the baby clothes this month :P
    I grew out of my baby grow :o so stick a soother in it and let it be. . ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    Is anyone dressing up as paedobear Spider for teh beers???


    /legs it..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,584 ✭✭✭✭Steve


    Karoma wrote: »
    Joking aside, what the hell are you banging on about?

    Its' not like you to miss stuff K..:confused:


  • Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    SteveC wrote: »
    Is anyone dressing up as paedobear Spider for teh beers???


    /legs it..

    You know it had something to do with the chips and washing powder, dont you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Raiser wrote: »
    :( Waits patiently lost in AH for support from another idiot [<
    or any other idiot] with a social conscience......
    Well, I tend to have a touch of a social conscience, doesn't always make me popular in AH, but I must not be an idiot, coz in this case I'm with ChewChew ...
    ChewChew wrote: »
    so stick a soother in it and let it be. . ;)
    If you can't reach your soother, I'm sure Karoma will let you have a suck out of his.

    Or if all else fails, I guess I can make the ultimate sacrifice for the good of society ...

    /sighs deeply


  • Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Well, I tend to have a touch of a social conscience, doesn't always make me popular in AH, but I must not be an idiot, coz in this case I'm with ChewChew ...
    If you can't reach your soother, I'm sure Karoma will let you have a suck out of his.

    Or if all else fails, I guess I can make the ultimate sacrifice for the good of society ...

    /sighs deeply
    I lol'd. you know, I'd even go buy the poor ikkle thing a soother. . just to be safe ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Your dead right OP, I myself am a dry balls and find jokes about things that have no effect on me an extreme personal insult. Hang them all I say. Fair ply to ya scan.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    Thanks for stayin' up; see no need to put you down :p


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