Halloween

Dave!

tis that time of year again folks. Which means there will be alot of careless people dressing up as zombies, thinking it's "fun" or "a joke".

As such, this is the perfect time for a REAL zombie to get within a few feet of you.

You see a zombie approaching your house and think "oh look, there's Jimmy Henderson from around the corner; he looks just like a zombie!"

Zombie: "Braaiii--Trick... orrrr..--BRAAII--...Trrreeeeeaatttt....?"
You: "err, okay... Treat it is! Great costume, Jimmy!"
*goes back in to get candy, leaving door open*
*return with candy, no sign of "Jimmy"*
You: "Jimmy? Where did you go???"

Meanwhile, the zombie is upstairs eating your family members' brains! :eek:

Be extra weary, and be vigilant with anything that resembles a zombie.

Do not hesitate to bludgeon or stab any non-compliant zombie imitators! Once you explain the situation to the parents, they will surely understand -- and they may even commend you for your vigilance!

Happy Halloween everybody!

irish_boy90

Don't worry I'm prepared for that.

Fajitas!

Kids are going to have to get past the minefield and barbed wire first tbh.

cyberwolf77

thus I reason I had my smack-stick* handy Halloween night.


smack-stick: fully functional replica of a thirteenth century battle club from Poland.