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MASSIVE HARD COCK

stevoman · 2008-10-31 15:36:10

So im going to sculp a 6tf tall wooden statue of a male chicken. Does anyone know where i can get the timber for it? Any help would be much appreciated.

31-10-2008 3:36pm

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So im going to sculp a 6tf tall wooden statue of a male chicken. Does anyone know where i can get the timber for it? Any help would be much appreciated.

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#2 31-10-2008 3:37pm

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In before the cock lock

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#3 31-10-2008 3:37pm

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stevoman wrote: »

So im going to sculp a 6tf tall wooden statue of a male chicken. Does anyone know where i can get the timber for it? Any help would be much appreciated.

6ft is not massive.

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#4 31-10-2008 3:38pm

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Almost got ploughed out of it there by that tumbleweed

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#5 31-10-2008 3:39pm

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DIY section is here lad

They should be able to help

You like your wood soft or hard, light or dark :pac:

You looking for a tree and carve it out of it or more of a laminate style, glue a load of planks together and then start shaving away??

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#6 31-10-2008 3:40pm

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Where do you propose to erect this cock when you're ready?

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#7 31-10-2008 3:48pm

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Roadend wrote: »

Where do you propose to erect this cock when you're ready?

i plan to ERECT the COCK on Kildare street. There's a lot of FANNYS around there these days.

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#8 31-10-2008 3:49pm

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Ah, my first time inside the safe warm womb that is a locked thread.

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#9 31-10-2008 3:52pm

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Tits.

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#10 31-10-2008 3:52pm

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Schools are back in on Monday, aren't they?

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#11 31-10-2008 3:53pm

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Nodin wrote: »

Schools are back in on Monday, aren't they?

Look we all know your a paedophile and you are basking in delight that there is pickings out there on the streets, but goddamit, you dont have to let the whole of boards know your so unhappy that they are going back.

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#12 31-10-2008 3:53pm

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Nodin wrote: »

Schools are back in on Monday, aren't they?

Dirty ba$tard....

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#13 31-10-2008 3:55pm

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Its been done befour

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#14 31-10-2008 3:56pm

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It's for threads like these that the whole "banned for personal abuse" line is a complete joke.

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#15 31-10-2008 3:56pm

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Doc wrote: »

Its been done befour

Thats a chicken!!!! :P

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#16 31-10-2008 3:57pm

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IBTL.

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#17 31-10-2008 3:58pm

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giggsy664 wrote: »

IBTL.

Iv been taking laxitives?

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#18 31-10-2008 4:01pm

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stevoman wrote: »

Iv been taking laxitives

I hope you dont shit on your cock

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#19 31-10-2008 4:02pm

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Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I hope you dont shit on your cock

you sir are funny. im trying to sculpt here and i fell lauphing and my chisle scraped my cock!

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#20 31-10-2008 4:04pm

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What's with the lame unoriginal 'humorous' threads(e.g. free breast exam in bargain alerts) lately

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#21 31-10-2008 4:06pm

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#22 31-10-2008 4:07pm

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stevoman wrote: »

Thats a chicken!!!! :P

Looks Like a big cock to me!

he he he big cock...

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