Fake Mustaches

Tusky · 31-10-2008 12:00pm #1

Where can I acquire them ? I remember seeing a packet of them in Urban Outfitters a few years ago...and also in the pound shop. Any ideas ?

The Master · 31-10-2008 12:02pm

The joke shop beside the Gaiety theatre

stevoman · 31-10-2008 12:07pm

shave your pubes and rub some prit stick under your nose, add said pubes and.....woila!!!!

Turd Ferguson · 31-10-2008 12:17pm

Insert finger in rectum
Wiggle finger around
Take out and wipe on upper lip
You, my friend now have a sanchez

MagicMarker · 31-10-2008 12:19pm

Tusky wrote: »

Where can I acquire them ? I remember seeing a packet of them in Urban Outfitters a few years ago...and also in the pound shop. Any ideas ?

ha ha, tusky can't grow a mustache!! *points and laughs*

Tusky · 31-10-2008 12:22pm

MagicMarker wrote: »

ha ha, tusky can't grow a mustache!! *points and laughs*

Oh I can grow a mustache alright...I need a bit longer than 6 hours though.

Silenceisbliss · 31-10-2008 12:29pm

your lucky it's halloween.....else you would be profiled from here on out as a pedophile.....

Silenceisbliss · 31-10-2008 12:30pm

OMG....HALOWEEN COSTUME....PEDO BEAR FTW!!!!

Tusky · 31-10-2008 12:36pm

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

OMG....HALOWEEN COSTUME....PEDO BEAR FTW!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/PROF-Brown-Bear-Mascot-Costume-Adult-SIZE-NEW-HTY_W0QQitemZ350113973428QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item350113973428&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72:1205|66:2|65:12|39#ebayphotohosting

Gone Drinking · 31-10-2008 12:39pm

There's a bloody recession on man, do some cost cutting.

Your pubes + sellotape.

m@cc@ · 31-10-2008 1:20pm

Tusky wrote: »

Where can I acquire them ? I remember seeing a packet of them in Urban Outfitters a few years ago...and also in the pound shop. Any ideas ?

If you've any merkins lying around, you should be able to fashion one into a moustache.

Cookie_Monster · 31-10-2008 2:25pm

A bit of glue and shave YOUR MA's ronnie off

Fake Mustaches

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