Muppet Letting Agents

EuFatCat

Yo,

has anyone else had dealings with these clowns?

I mean what do they want, a full back history, first day at school and all that? Looking for passport numbers, pps numbers, bank account details. What are they a cover for an identity theft ring?

Here is how I roll, one months rent, one months deposit and no questions asked.

"and by the way, how big is your package?"

SoupyNorman

EuFatCat wrote: »

Yo,

has anyone else had dealings with these clowns?

Oh Ive have dealings with CLOWNS alright.

4zn76tysfajdxp

EuFatCat wrote: »

first day at school and all that?

I don't know if it's relevant but my first day of secondary school was the 1st of September 2000.

I hope I helped you in some way, there really is no need to thank me..

oztots

My package is quite large, p&P will be 100 euro. Send me the money and i'll send you a package, and i dont want your address

Turd Ferguson

I cried my first day of Primary school.

Run_to_da_hills

EuFatCat wrote: »

Yo,

has anyone else had dealings with these clowns?

I mean what do they want, a full back history, first day at school and all that? Looking for passport numbers, pps numbers, bank account details. What are they a cover for an identity theft ring?

Here is how I roll, one months rent, one months deposit and no questions asked.

"and by the way, how big is your package?"

It could be worse, You could be soon asked to pis*s into a bottle. :pac:

Quazzie

the Grip is the most basic and one of the most satisfying of all the self-pleasure techniques for men. With the Grip, many men feel as though they've found all they could want in a technique, but there is much more to consider and through employing different techniques, different rhythms and different ways to stimulate the hot spots, masturbation can be much more satisfying for many men.

ejmaztec

They need all of these details, so that when you've stripped the place to the floor-boards, the men with the base-ball bats will track you down and reduce your package to the size of a swollen microbe.

oztots

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

the Grip is the most basic and one of the most satisfying of all the self-pleasure techniques for men. With the Grip, many men feel as though they've found all they could want in a technique, but there is much more to consider and through employing different techniques, different rhythms and different ways to stimulate the hot spots, masturbation can be much more satisfying for many men.

wtf?

ejmaztec

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

the Grip is the most basic and one of the most satisfying of all the self-pleasure techniques for men. With the Grip, many men feel as though they've found all they could want in a technique, but there is much more to consider and through employing different techniques, different rhythms and different ways to stimulate the hot spots, masturbation can be much more satisfying for many men.

Get a grip, willya :eek:

Quazzie

oztots wrote: »

wtf?

I thought this was another random post thread as in just post something random and it might help. Did my post help you find your grip?

oztots

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

I thought this was another random post thread as in just post something random and it might help. Did my post help you find your grip?

Thanks, before this i was lost, i was just patting my head and giving it the odd stroke. Now i feel how right it is. Its a life changing piece of advice, you should give seminars.

4zn76tysfajdxp

oztots wrote: »

Thanks, before this i was lost, i was just patting my head and giving it the odd stroke. Now i feel how right it is. Its a life changing piece of advice, you should give seminars.

He does, to MY MA!

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