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  • 29-10-2008 09:22PM
    #1
    mumhaabu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭


    A driver is stuck in a major traffic jam just outside Dublin on the M50
    motorway.

    Nothing is moving.

    Suddenly a Garda knocks on the window.

    The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

    "Pensioners" have kidnapped Brian Cowen, Brian Lenihan & Mary Harney, and
    a bunch of Bankers.

    They're asking for a €30 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse
    them with petrol and set them on fire.

    We're going from car to car taking up a collection."

    The driver asks,
    "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

    "About a gallon."
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Comments

  • #2
    dh0661
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    Very good :D:D:D

    I'll donate a full tanker load, when do they need it, please let me know. :rolleyes:


  • #3
    GAAman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Dont have a car will a plastic bag of petrol suffice? :D


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