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Marital Bliss

Homer · 2008-10-29 12:36:29

Dave and Tracey had been married thirty years and never missed a night of maritall bliss. One day Tracey visited her doctor and was told that she must have complete rest and quiet for six month or she would not live. Dave and Tracey decided they should stay completely apart during this period. She moved into an upstairs…

29-10-2008 12:36pm

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Homer

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Dave and Tracey had been married thirty years and never missed a night of maritall bliss. One day Tracey visited her doctor and was told that she must have complete rest and quiet for six month or she would not live.

Dave and Tracey decided they should stay completely apart during this period. She moved into an upstairs bedroom and he remained downstairs.

After three months of complete abstinence and solitude, his willpower collapsed, and Dave started for her bedroom.

As he started to climb the stairs, he saw her coming down.

"Dear," she said, "I was just coming down to die," "l'm glad, honey," he said, "because I was just going up to kill you."

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#2 29-10-2008 2:22pm

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aw that's sweet :rolleyes:

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