Ultimate dilemma

AckwelFoley

Saw inspired Haloween week...


Your choice.

Hand chained to a massive pole in the middle of the desert, Your only way out is to remove the key from the stomach of an unconsious second person beside you.. with a sharp blade you have been provided with, unlock the chain and drive off in the car only yards away...

or


Chop your own hand off and drive off with the unconsious person, knowing you saved a life and can get your hand stiched back....




I personally would gut the fcuker beside me.. unlocked myself.. buggered him / her.. and drove off into the sunset.. right after i made dinner out of their fleshy ass meat... no point driving on an empty stomach..

4zn76tysfajdxp

I would learn how to spell "dilemma." Illiteracy is something that will kill us all.

Scawgeen

......and if you're a good boyscout you'll have at least a magnet and a piece of string in your pocket. With the blade don't attempt an emergency tracheotomy on the poor lad.

Stev_o

Use batmans trusty unlock spray in a can?

Gummy Panda

it depends. If i saw my hand off, will i later be able to attach a chainsaw as a replacement?

shenanigans1982

The moral of this thread is don't watch any Saw films.

AckwelFoley

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

The moral of this thread is don't watch any Saw films.

Banned from thread

Gillo

Rosalyn Yellow Rhinoceros wrote: »

I would learn how to spell "dilemma." Iliteracy is something that will kill us all.

So you can spell, what you gonna do send out a help me note????????

Stev_o

Wait for the other guy to wake up and then punch him in the stomach so hard that he pukes up the key=success

4zn76tysfajdxp

Gillo wrote: »

So you can spell, what you gonna do send out a help me note????????

No I'll have my utility belt to fúck.

MooseJam

I'd shag the arse off the unconsious person, I'd worry about the key later

Clytus

of an unconsious second person beside you

...so what happened to that guy??
.....what are yous doing in the desert in the first place???
........and then chaining each other to poles and swallowing keys....thats just weird!!!

truecrippler

I'd let a rotten fart to wake the sleeping beauty... tell him to take a sh!t. Problem solved.

AckwelFoley

Clytus wrote: »

...so what happened to that guy??
.....what are yous doing in the desert in the first place???
........and then chaining each other to poles and swallowing keys....thats just weird!!!

You dont know me, do you?

connundrum

The other person would probably have voted for the Greens, so they'd ultimately be down one stomach.

Unlucky.

Sharpshooter

Clytus wrote: »

...so what happened to that guy??
.....what are yous doing in the desert in the first place???
........and then chaining each other to poles and swallowing keys....thats just weird!!!

Didn't see saw then?....

Clytus

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Didn't see saw then?....

havent see sawed in years mate!

MadsL

Rosalyn Yellow Rhinoceros wrote: »

I would learn how to spell "dilemma." Iliteracy is something that will kill us all.

Have you been unwell long?

Rosalyn Yellow Rhinoceros wrote: »

Illiteracy is something that will amuse us all.

Fixed that for ya...:p

Frisbee

Id gut him faster than a minimum wage worker in a Japanese Fish Factory

'Knife goes in,
Guts come out...

Knife goes in,
Guts come out...

Knife goes in,
Guts come out...'

Is their stomach acid going to hurt me?
Can I not wait until they are conscious enough to sift and it has arrived at the other end?

RoundTower

I'd gut him, better chance of him surviving that than me being able to drive with one hand.

Quazzie

Oh gut the ****er fo sho. It ain't my fault I woke up first.

ScumLord

If he's just unconscious I'd wake him up and get him to spew or puke it out.

towel401

ScumLord wrote: »

If he's just unconscious I'd wake him up and get him to spew or puke it out.

or use the sharp blade to reach for the phone. like in the first saw movie but the thick ****er thought he had to saw his hand off to get the phone when really he could have just used the saw to grab the phone.

Sharpshooter

towel401 wrote: »

or use the sharp blade to reach for the phone. like in the first saw movie but the thick ****er thought he had to saw his hand off to get the phone when really he could have just used the saw to grab the phone.

Wouldn't have worked...
Twasn't in the script..

Xavi6

Whatever about the thread, the real question on everyone's lips Snyper is is your bird up the duff or what?

Frisbee

ScumLord wrote: »

If he's just unconscious I'd wake him up and get him to spew or puke it out.

By kicking him in the nads?
Its the least he woud owe you for not gutting him like a fish

4zn76tysfajdxp

Xavi6 wrote: »

Whatever about the thread, the real question on everyone's lips Snyper is is your bird up the duff or what?

No, he's shooting blanks. Thankfully she can stay in school and do her junior cert without having to take time off for maternity leave.

The_B_Man

Can ya not just saw thru the chain? Or lift the chain over the pole?

If u saw ur head off, then ya wont need to worry about how to get your hand free.

zuroph

if i chop my hand off, is the car manual or automatic, and which hand is it?

rgt320q

I'd shimmy up the pole and lift it over. Free chain like...

KnifeWRENCH

I've never seen Saw but if I'm ever stuck in that scenario (as every man probably will be at least once in his life) it would otally depend on who I was with.

Local-womanizer

I would just sit and get to know everything about the other person and we could both die happy in the comfort of each others arms while watching the desert sun descend in the sky taking with it our hope of freedom............

The_B_Man

Or ya could saw the pole in half!


Another dilemma for ya:

What if ya woke up in the desert and there was a bloke chained to a pole right beside ya? What would ya do?

magick

well seeing as u didnt mention no ticking time bomb id wait until the other person woke up and kindly ask them to assist me or get some help.

though heres one for u, your trapped in a room, chained to a chair back in the 80s, theirs a remote with no off or lower volume switch, and the only choices are Rte 1 or 2 ?!

what do u do?!

The_B_Man

Watch the Ireland qualifiers for euro 88/italia 90. I'd actually love that!

Xavi6

The_B_Man wrote: »

Watch the Ireland qualifiers for euro 88/italia 90. I'd actually love that!

Between that and Glenroe you're on to a winner.

minidazzler

magick wrote: »

well seeing as u didnt mention no ticking time bomb id wait until the other person woke up and kindly ask them to assist me or get some help.

though heres one for u, your trapped in a room, chained to a chair back in the 80s, theirs a remote with no off or lower volume switch, and the only choices are Rte 1 or 2 ?!

what do u do?!

Is suicide an option in said room?

And to the first one. I would gut that sonofabitch and then break the chain with the saw. I wouldn't sift through stomach acid. ewww.

I'd slide the chain to the bottom of the pole and ask him to step to one side and walk away! :pac:

The_B_Man

also, if its in the desert, ya could probably just dig it up through the sand! How deep could a pole be! (theres a "yore ma" joke in there somewhere!)

The_B_Man

The_B_Man wrote: »

also, if its in the desert, ya could probably just dig it up through the sand! How deep could a pole be! (theres a "yore ma" joke in there somewhere!)

Probably fall on yer

Quazzie

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd slide the chain to the bottom of the pole and ask him to step to one side and walk away! :pac:

He'd be too busy eating a swan