Satan's car

BaconZombie

I am the only one who this people like this should be locked up in the loony bin.

Long Ditton family find 'Satan's car' parked in front of their home

A Christian family are concerned dark forces are behind a devilish looking car that has sat in front of their house for a month....
The sinister vehicle has blacked out windows, 666 on the number plate, devils on all four wheels and has been stationary for a month.

“I go to church and I’m quaking in my boots,” said Mr Clarke.

“The car is like the spawn of the devil, it couldn’t look more evil if it tried. The only way it could look worse would be if it had horns.”.....
“I’m beginning to think there is something dark and unexplained happening here. We want it moved from outside our house,” he said.

“I also find it offensive. Other people might not raise an eye but I find it offensive. I don’t know anything about the owner but I bet he doesn’t want it in front of his house for those reasons.”

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/topstories/3789180.Christian_family_scared_of_Satan_s_wheels/

towel401

holy shiat i want that car!

maybe satan will be selling cheap.. with the recession and all

Xavi6

Dyslexics reading the thread title will be disappointed when it turns out not to be a sleigh

towel401

Xavi6 wrote: »

Dyslexics reading the thread title will be disappointed when it turns out not to be a sleigh

how dyslexic do you have to be before 'car' becomes 'sleigh'?

Xavi6

towel401 wrote: »

how dyslexic do you have to be before 'car' becomes 'sleigh'?

Have one of these

Holsten

Damn... it does sound pretty cool.

Gimmie!

tony1kenobi

Xavi6 wrote: »

Dyslexics reading the thread title will be disappointed when it turns out not to be a sleigh

Yea I read it as Santa's car.....

The guy is beginning to think something dark and unexplained is happening.....I thought it was summed up pretty well in the first 2 lines....Someone parked a car outside your house.....That is nearly as spooky as finding a bin in your front garden.

eVeNtInE

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Rhyme

tony1kenobi wrote: »

That is nearly as spooky as finding a bin in your front garden.

*shivers*

Mahatma coat

had my interest up to this point

......Pontiac Transam....


Seriously the prince of Darkness would drive something cooler than a Transam, the Hoff drove a Transam

also reminded of the old joke

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Cunny-Funt

is there a pic?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

This thread needs pictures!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Don't we have a Christmas forum we can move this to?

phasers

The Dark Lord would drive a dodge charger if anything

thelordofcheese

The Dark prince drives a 1959 Dodge.
like This

seamus

If I had a car like that, I would park it outside an idiot bible basher's house just for the craic.

Dord

Nice, but I think a 1950 Buick Super in black would be more evil. :cool:

Wreck

BOFH_139 wrote: »

I am the only one who this people like this should be locked up in the loony bin.



http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/topstories/3789180.Christian_family_scared_of_Satan_s_wheels/

Are you referring to the car owner or the nutcase Christian family scared of a car?

Tabnabs

Please, every one knows the devil would drive a hummer

This hummer eats kids ffs;
http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/hummer-kids.jpg