Man's arm trapped in train toilet

Zynks

I have my candidate:

Man's arm trapped in train toilet

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7693386.stm

Can anyone beat that?

MooseJam

thats funny but you have to be dead to claim a Darwin award

Gummy Panda

did he die?

o1s1n

Dead or removed from the gene pool as far as I remember. Ie - castration related injuries.

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Zynks wrote: »

I have my candidate:

Man's arm trapped in train toilet

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7693386.stm

Can anyone beat that?

I'd say he was pretty flushed afterwards.

Sharpshooter

Toilet humour at its best.

Capt'n Midnight

doesn't everyone know that you can't reliably fix a water damaged phone ?

Acid_Violet

The sad thing is that it sounds like something I'd do.....

Zynks

MooseJam wrote: »

thats funny but you have to be dead to claim a Darwin award

Well spotted. Let me try to bend the rules a bit here. According to Wikipedia:

* Nominee must be dead or rendered sterile.

Sometimes this can be a matter of dispute. Potential awardees may be out of the gene pool due to age; others have already reproduced before their deaths. To avoid debates about the possibility of in-vitro fertilization, artificial insemination, or cloning, the original Darwin Awards book applied the following "deserted island" test to potential winners: If the person would be unable to reproduce when stranded on a deserted island with a fertile member of the opposite sex, he or she would be considered sterile

There is a fair chance this gentleman would satisfy this requirement.

Quazzie

So are gays qualified under desert island rule.

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

Toilet humour at its best.

I'd say he got a cistern talking to afterwards.

Heckler

Zynks wrote: »

Well spotted. Let me try to bend the rules a bit here. According to Wikipedia:

* Nominee must be dead or rendered sterile.

Sometimes this can be a matter of dispute. Potential awardees may be out of the gene pool due to age; others have already reproduced before their deaths. To avoid debates about the possibility of in-vitro fertilization, artificial insemination, or cloning, the original Darwin Awards book applied the following "deserted island" test to potential winners: If the person would be unable to reproduce when stranded on a deserted island with a fertile member of the opposite sex, he or she would be considered sterile

There is a fair chance this gentleman would satisfy this requirement.

Does this guy reproduce with his arm ? He kept the arm and had no injury. I'd say most people who drop a mobile down a loo would probably have a fish around for it. Guy might qualify for a "slightly embarassing story brought up at parties" award but a Darwin ? No.

If your argument is that he was a dumbass to drop his phone down a toilet and such a dumbass wouldn't have a chance of scoring and reproducing........Then you would be wrong. And no, I have never dropped a mobile down a jacks.

Sharpshooter

Brooklyn Delicious Reporter wrote: »

I'd say he got a cistern talking to afterwards.

And a lot of people taking the piss......:p

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

And a lot of people taking the piss......:p

Tough guy though, not a man to take any shít.

Sharpshooter

Brooklyn Delicious Reporter wrote: »

Tough guy though, not a man to take any shít.

Thats just a load of crap tbh.........

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

Thats just a load of crap tbh.........

He'd need a little more luck if he excepts to pull the next time he's in a club.

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Zynks wrote: »

I have my candidate:

Man's arm trapped in train toilet

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7693386.stm

Can anyone beat that?

He must have been pretty pissed to try something like that.

Sharpshooter

An awful arsehole drinking that much.

Numina

Frada, just how many more of these do you have?

Kinetic^

Numina wrote: »

Frada, just how many more of these do you have?

That's enough of your potty mouth young man!

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Numina wrote: »

Frada, just how many more of these do you have?

Why? Are you bowled over by my punning skillz?

Sharpshooter

Numina wrote: »

Frada, just how many more of these do you have?

I would say only one , but there is no depth's that he will not sink to so...................:eek:

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Numina wrote: »

Frada, just how many more of these do you have?

Now I'm completely out.

Dettol folks!

Sharpshooter

Brooklyn Delicious Reporter wrote: »

Why? Are you bowled over by my punning skillz?

In like Flynn

Numina would be if they were punny..........

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

In like Flynn

Numina would be if they were punny..........

It's difficult to keep it going, the A-material comes and goes in a swirl of creativity.

RandolphEsq

Now thats what I call a MOBILE toilet!

PHONEtically speaking of course

Or maybe he was TRAINing to be a plumber

/and done and done

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BrightEyes wrote: »

Now thats what I call a MOBILE toilet!

PHONEtically speaking of course

Or maybe he was TRAINing to be a plumber

/and done and done

Wow man, that's a lot. You're off the chain!

RandolphEsq

Brooklyn Delicious Reporter wrote: »

Wow man, that's a lot. You're off the chain!

Bad puns was ringing, and I answered the call!

Like a train set in motion, it will take a while for me to come to a stop

RandolphEsq

Don't worry, I've a few more in the PIPELINE

RandolphEsq

Ok perhaps now I am PLUMBetting to the absolute lowest, most desperate form of humour

Sharpshooter

BrightEyes wrote: »

Bad puns was ringing, and I answered the call!

Jeeze Frada , are ya going to take that s*itting down.:eek:

RandolphEsq

And yet I have DRAINed relatively little from my huge tank of puns

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

Jeeze Frada , are ya going to take that s*itting down.:eek:

There's nothing I can do. I've lost track of what I've already used and can't come up with new puns. I'll just have to roll with the punches dispensed by BrightEyes.

RandolphEsq

sharpshooterH you are the biggest LOOser when it comes to punning. Maybe you would be better off leaving, Freda you TO.I LET you both away with a lot but now its time for both of you to bow down to the almighty Lord Flusher

Sharpshooter

Brooklyn Delicious Reporter wrote: »

There's nothing I can do. I've lost track of what I've already used and can't come up with new puns. I'll just have to roll with the punches dispensed by BrightEyes.

I am railly disappointed with that response..........

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

I am railly disappointed with that response..........

Um....

Uhhhh......

Hmmmm......

Oh!

FFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*Sit back, arms crossed with a smug smile on my face*

My job is done here.

Sharpshooter

BrightEyes wrote: »

sharpshooterH you are the biggest LOOser when it comes to punning. Maybe you would be better off leaving, Freda you TO.I LET you both away with a lot but now its time for both of you to bow down to the almighty Lord Flusher

eye am just warning you to seat yourself down and wait for the aftersplash.

Sharpshooter

Brooklyn Delicious Reporter wrote: »

Um....

Uhhhh......

Hmmmm......

Oh!

FFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*Sit back, arms crossed with a smug smile on my face*

My jobby is done here.

That went right down the pun pan.:D

RandolphEsq

sharpshooterH wrote: »

That went right down the pun pan.:D

Your pun ARSEnal is pathetic


*gets up to leave*

Sharpshooter

BrightEyes wrote: »

Your pun ARSEnal is pathetic


*gets up to apoligise , but run's to the toilet.*

Tell me you were *****ing with that ?:p

RandolphEsq

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Tell me you were *****ing with that ?:p

*winks and leaves*

xbox36016

lol

Jumpy

Homer... are you still holding onto the poo?

Whats your point?

galwayrush

what a ****ty thing to be pulling the piss of.:P

Sharpshooter

Have had one or six brandys , and am feeling a little flushed.

A little while ago the room spun.


But I have decided toilet the christmas cheer wash over me .

Marry Crispness to one and everyall.


/no more brandy for me.
/but at least I'm not wineing about it.

Donald-Duck

xbox36016 wrote: »

lol

2month old post to say "lol".