Need Cash

sidneykidney

Ok you clever lot of AH. I have just started a new job and i have to work a back month,so i am broke. Any suggestions on how i can earn money for the next month? No i aint gonna sell my body before that is suggested

Fozzie Bear

Sell yore ma's body.

ronano

Pawn your crap,know you will take an x amount of a hit,accept it and then when you're paid buy it back.

sidneykidney

Fozzie Bear wrote: »

Sell yore ma's body.

Only yore ma would pay for her and that aint gonna happen seeing as yore ma is tied up in my basement :pac:

pablomakaveli

This type of thread seems to come up every couple of weeks.

We're in a recession, no one has money , we're all screwed, deal with it.

Sharpshooter

There's a clue in your username .;)

pablomakaveli

pablomakaveli wrote: »

This type of thread seems to come up every couple of weeks.

We're in a recession, no one has money , we're all screwed, deal with it.

that type of post comes up even more often nd sounds just as stupid every time.



pawning stuff is an idea but friends/parents? apply for an overdraft wit ur bank?

EKRIUQ

Sell something. Dig out that old guitar you never play, those CDs you don't listen to anymore, or your antique toy collection. Go to the pawnshop, put an ad on local internet classifieds, or hold a boot sale in front of your house or on a busy street corner (just display the item with a big sign announcing the ridiculously low price). Price items at half of what somebody would be able to buy them for anywhere else, and you may be able to sell them within an hour or two.

Become a street performer. If you can dance, play music, or tell jokes, you can probably get some cash by performing in public. But don't do this unless you are actually good at it. Put together a good act and find a place to perform. Give people a dose of live entertainment, and hopefully they'll reward you with tips.

Cyberbegging is becoming increasingly popular, and there have been some amazing success stories, but these are the exception rather than the rule. While there are some sites on which you can beg just by putting up a brief ad, if you're looking to make any substantial money you'll probably have to build your own site and invest the time and money into it to make it successful.

One person's trash is another's gold mine.
Recycle. Broke because you bought too much soda? Turn the old cans into cash by bringing them in to be recycled. If you don't have your own cans, go looking for them in rubbish cans or along busy roads, especially rural roads. Call up several recyclers to compare prices. If you live in a state with a bottle or can deposit system, you may be able to get 5 or 10 US cents per container. Other scrap metals are also worth something, so if you've got a big pile of scrap in your backyard or you know of an legal dumpsite, you can pick it up in your truck and anywhere from 1 or 2 cents per pound for scrap steel to considerably more for metals such as copper or aluminum.[4]

Fill out surveys online. Companies who want to know what’s on the minds of their customers are willing to pay for your opinion. Online surveys won’t make you rich, and won’t allow you to quit your day job, but you can make a little extra cash. When choosing between surveys, read the fine print. There is usually an asterisk near the "you won" part. This means you have to do something like buying stuff before you even get to talk about your prize. Don't fall into these sorts of traps, they're ridiculously difficult and not worth it. In general, the more companies you sign up with, the more survey requests you’ll receive in your email and more opportunity you’ll have to make money.

Become a moving advertisement. Creative marketing companies might be willing to pay you to get their name out there. Some interesting strategies that people have gotten paid for:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Buy some shares on the stock market.

Namesco

Namesco wrote: »

Sell something. Dig out that old guitar you never play, those CDs you don't listen to anymore, or your antique toy collection. Go to the pawnshop, put an ad on local internet classifieds, or hold a boot sale in front of your house or on a busy street corner (just display the item with a big sign announcing the ridiculously low price). Price items at half of what somebody would be able to buy them for anywhere else, and you may be able to sell them within an hour or two.

Become a street performer. If you can dance, play music, or tell jokes, you can probably get some cash by performing in public. But don't do this unless you are actually good at it. Put together a good act and find a place to perform. Give people a dose of live entertainment, and hopefully they'll reward you with tips.

Cyberbegging is becoming increasingly popular, and there have been some amazing success stories, but these are the exception rather than the rule. While there are some sites on which you can beg just by putting up a brief ad, if you're looking to make any substantial money you'll probably have to build your own site and invest the time and money into it to make it successful.

One person's trash is another's gold mine.
Recycle. Broke because you bought too much soda? Turn the old cans into cash by bringing them in to be recycled. If you don't have your own cans, go looking for them in rubbish cans or along busy roads, especially rural roads. Call up several recyclers to compare prices. If you live in a state with a bottle or can deposit system, you may be able to get 5 or 10 US cents per container. Other scrap metals are also worth something, so if you've got a big pile of scrap in your backyard or you know of an legal dumpsite, you can pick it up in your truck and anywhere from 1 or 2 cents per pound for scrap steel to considerably more for metals such as copper or aluminum.[4]

Fill out surveys online. Companies who want to know what’s on the minds of their customers are willing to pay for your opinion. Online surveys won’t make you rich, and won’t allow you to quit your day job, but you can make a little extra cash. When choosing between surveys, read the fine print. There is usually an asterisk near the "you won" part. This means you have to do something like buying stuff before you even get to talk about your prize. Don't fall into these sorts of traps, they're ridiculously difficult and not worth it. In general, the more companies you sign up with, the more survey requests you’ll receive in your email and more opportunity you’ll have to make money.

Become a moving advertisement. Creative marketing companies might be willing to pay you to get their name out there. Some interesting strategies that people have gotten paid for:

or..

Mug an old Lady. This is socially frowned upon but ever so easy.

Offy

Mug an old Lady. This is socially frowned upon but ever so easy.

Your going to hell for that

antodeco

[QUOTE=Namesco;57702593

One person's trash is another's gold mine.
Recycle. Broke because you bought too much soda? Turn the old cans into cash by bringing them in to be recycled. If you don't have your own cans, go looking for them in rubbish cans or along busy roads, especially rural roads. Call up several recyclers to compare prices. If you live in a state with a bottle or can deposit system, you may be able to get 5 or 10 US cents per container. Other scrap metals are also worth something, so if you've got a big pile of scrap in your backyard or you know of an legal dumpsite, you can pick it up in your truck and anywhere from 1 or 2 cents per pound for scrap steel to considerably more for metals such as copper or aluminum.[/QUOTE]

Im pretty sure the cost of the flights to the US wouldnt pay back enough! :pac:

pablomakaveli

Deleted User wrote: »

that type of post comes up even more often nd sounds just as stupid every time.



pawning stuff is an idea but friends/parents? apply for an overdraft wit ur bank?

Well if you don't like than you can geeeeet out.:D

Pj!

Sell your kidney sidney

Mr. Presentable

Have you transport? You could do fast food deliveries.

IvySlayer

Rob a bank.

That or get a 147 in a snooker tournament...

Cianos

Buy some cheap umbrellas and flog them for a tenner a pop at a busy train station when it's pissing rain.

connundrum

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Buy some shares on the stock market.

Fool proof.

Sell some crap. I was in the same situation a few years back and sold an old laptop and a set of alloys.

If you're really stuck you could ask the job for a part advance, but that may leave you stuck during the following month.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Buy some property and then sell it off for a higher price. Believe it or not, that actually is free money.

antodeco

Get a wheelie bin and charge people 5 for 'a spin'

Fajitas!

Call yourself a wedding photographer, spend 5 grand on camera gear via credit card, it's a month, so that's a minimal potential of 8 frantic brides that forgot to hire a photographer, 2000 a day = €16,000, sell the camera gear off again on adverts = about 3000 back... €14,000 profit for pressing down a button for a few days... Easy!



















:pac:

dr.bollocko

Fajitas! wrote: »

Call yourself a wedding photographer, spend 5 grand on camera gear via credit card, it's a month, so that's a minimal potential of 8 frantic brides that forgot to hire a photographer, 2000 a day = €16,000, sell the camera gear off again on adverts = about 3000 back... €14,000 profit for pressing down a button for a few days... Easy!



















:pac:

Those pictures of my sister's wedding turned out lovely by the way.

She Devil

I've no suggestions, but if you come across that quick cash making scam let me know!!

m@cc@

sidneykidney wrote: »

Ok you clever lot of AH. I have just started a new job and i have to work a back month,so i am broke. Any suggestions on how i can earn money for the next month? No i aint gonna sell my body before that is suggested

Ask for one of these for Christmas.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Wallet inspection. 100% commission you now.

smk135

Promotional work?

or bar work on the weekends - fast cash and it's not as hard as you would think.

good luck!

Prof.Badass

1.Buy cigarette "blanks", you can buy them online.

2.Buy some rolling tobacco.

3. fill the blanks with tobacco.

4. sell them.

I've been thinking of doing this for a while. I'm not sure how many cigarettes i'd get out of a pack of rolling tobacco though.

sdanseo

vinylmesh wrote: »

1.Buy cigarette "blanks", you can buy them online.

2.Buy some rolling tobacco.

3. fill the blanks with tobacco.

4. sell them.

I've been thinking of doing this for a while. I'm not sure how many cigarettes i'd get out of a pack of rolling tobacco though.

Is that legal? :pac:

Buy yourself a pressure washer or something and go around spraying patios, cars, bins etc. Or get a lawnmower and do people's gardens for them.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Piss yourself, see what happens.

Phlann

vinylmesh wrote: »

1.Buy cigarette "blanks", you can buy them online.

2.Buy some rolling tobacco.

3. fill the blanks with tobacco.

4. sell them.

I've been thinking of doing this for a while. I'm not sure how many cigarettes i'd get out of a pack of rolling tobacco though.

I'd say you'd get about 10-15 cigarettes out of apack of rolling tobacco (roughly, been a very long time since I last smoked rollies). How much does the tobacco cost these days? And the blanks?

I'll be honest, I'm not seeing huge profit margins in this venture.

Alter-Ego

Sell your hole from a street corner in dublin city centre. Its only a month.

SoWatchaWant

Namesco wrote: »

Sell something. Dig out that old guitar you never play, those CDs you don't listen to anymore, or your antique toy collection. Go to the pawnshop, put an ad on local internet classifieds, or hold a boot sale in front of your house or on a busy street corner (just display the item with a big sign announcing the ridiculously low price). Price items at half of what somebody would be able to buy them for anywhere else, and you may be able to sell them within an hour or two.

Become a street performer. If you can dance, play music, or tell jokes, you can probably get some cash by performing in public. But don't do this unless you are actually good at it. Put together a good act and find a place to perform. Give people a dose of live entertainment, and hopefully they'll reward you with tips.

Cyberbegging is becoming increasingly popular, and there have been some amazing success stories, but these are the exception rather than the rule. While there are some sites on which you can beg just by putting up a brief ad, if you're looking to make any substantial money you'll probably have to build your own site and invest the time and money into it to make it successful.

One person's trash is another's gold mine.
Recycle. Broke because you bought too much soda? Turn the old cans into cash by bringing them in to be recycled. If you don't have your own cans, go looking for them in rubbish cans or along busy roads, especially rural roads. Call up several recyclers to compare prices. If you live in a state with a bottle or can deposit system, you may be able to get 5 or 10 US cents per container. Other scrap metals are also worth something, so if you've got a big pile of scrap in your backyard or you know of an legal dumpsite, you can pick it up in your truck and anywhere from 1 or 2 cents per pound for scrap steel to considerably more for metals such as copper or aluminum.[4]

Fill out surveys online. Companies who want to know what’s on the minds of their customers are willing to pay for your opinion. Online surveys won’t make you rich, and won’t allow you to quit your day job, but you can make a little extra cash. When choosing between surveys, read the fine print. There is usually an asterisk near the "you won" part. This means you have to do something like buying stuff before you even get to talk about your prize. Don't fall into these sorts of traps, they're ridiculously difficult and not worth it. In general, the more companies you sign up with, the more survey requests you’ll receive in your email and more opportunity you’ll have to make money.

Become a moving advertisement. Creative marketing companies might be willing to pay you to get their name out there. Some interesting strategies that people have gotten paid for:

I think that's the most helpful post I've ever read:)

Vain

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

I think that's the most helpful post I've ever read:)

He mustn't of known he was posting in after hours:D