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25-10-2008 4:23am#1
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Based on the information contained in your post, I can ascertain the following:
A) you fell asleep on the street ("as far as you can remember"), therefore you are, beyond any shadow of a doubt, a complete moron incapable of behaving with even a modicum of decorum or intelligence
the facts of point A) considered, the Gardai, in an unprecedented show of acumen and good judgement contacted your parents. They did this because they (correctly) assumed, upon discovery of your no doubt red bull and urine marinated sleeping body, that you are an imbecile incapble of looking after yourself.
C)In relation to your question regarding suitable attire for visiting the station- they already know that you are moron. A shirt and tie will change neither their opinion nor the fact.0 -
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Based on the information contained in your post, I can ascertain the following:
A) you fell asleep on the street ("as far as you can remember"), therefore you are, beyond any shadow of a doubt, a complete moron incapable of behaving with even a modicum of decorum or intelligence the facts of point A) considered, the Gardai, in an unprecedented show of acumen and good judgement contacted your parents. They did this because they (correctly) assumed, upon discovery of your no doubt red bull and urine marinated sleeping body, that you are an imbecile incapble of looking after yourself.
C)In relation to your question regarding suitable attire for visiting the station- they already know that you are moron. A shirt and tie will change neither their opinion nor the fact.
Infraction for Rudegirl. Attack the post not the poster.
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Deleted User wrote: »
They informed my parents before they informed me.Is this legal?I am 20.
Mammy wasn't impressed, was she?!Based on the information contained in your post, I can ascertain the following:
A) you fell asleep on the street ("as far as you can remember"), therefore you are, beyond any shadow of a doubt, a complete moron incapable of behaving with even a modicum of decorum or intelligence the facts of point A) considered, the Gardai, in an unprecedented show of acumen and good judgement contacted your parents. They did this because they (correctly) assumed, upon discovery of your no doubt red bull and urine marinated sleeping body, that you are an imbecile incapble of looking after yourself.
C)In relation to your question regarding suitable attire for visiting the station- they already know that you are moron. A shirt and tie will change neither their opinion nor the fact.0 -
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The reason I think I had a panic attack in the nightclub and took some "medication" which should not be mixed with alcohol.But at that moment in time.I was pretty desperate.
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Quick question...
If you were asleep, how could you be disorderly?
I just pasted this from the legal discussion forum.A Garda can give evidence that a person is intoxicated, which might be as a result of other drugs as well as alcohol. No test other than observation are required. Smells, speech, walking (or lack of) etc. give the picture.
In drink driving cases, breath, blood or urine samples or failing those, the observations of a doctor, are required.
Being drunk is not an offence in itself but intoxication to such an extent that you may be a danger to yourself or others is.
There is no such offence as "drunk and disorderly" in Ireland but it has come into common use by the public.
There are separate public order {Criminal Justice (Public Order) Act 1994} offences each for intoxication in a public place, disorderly conduct and threatening/abusive/insulting behaviour. Being intoxicated usually goes hand in hand with these offences but not always.0 -
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Based on the information contained in your post, I can ascertain the following:
A) you fell asleep on the street ("as far as you can remember"), therefore you are, beyond any shadow of a doubt, a complete moron incapable of behaving with even a modicum of decorum or intelligence the facts of point A) considered, the Gardai, in an unprecedented show of acumen and good judgement contacted your parents. They did this because they (correctly) assumed, upon discovery of your no doubt red bull and urine marinated sleeping body, that you are an imbecile incapble of looking after yourself.
C)In relation to your question regarding suitable attire for visiting the station- they already know that you are moron. A shirt and tie will change neither their opinion nor the fact.
Do you think there really is a need to be that rude to him? He just asked for advice. Your user name matches well with your comment0 -
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