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Are you bringing money into the country?

  • 24-10-2008 4:36pm
    #1
    luckat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,366 ✭✭✭


    How many of us are exporting our work or your goods in any way that brings money into the country?


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  • #2
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    luckat wrote: »
    How many of us are exporting our work or your goods in any way that brings money into the country?

    Foreign girls fly to Ireland specifically to sleep with me.

    I'm doing my bit - what about the rest of you losers?


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    sorta, all clients are abroad.. but so is the company's headquarters so profits are repatriated. they provide employment tho so yea, bringin money in.


  • #4
    luckat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,366 ✭✭✭luckat


    AnonoBoy, I don't think this applies - unless the women are actually paying you. Are they?


  • #5
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    luckat wrote: »
    AnonoBoy, I don't think this applies - unless the women are actually paying you. Are they?

    Well they gotta eat and plenty of them avail of Dublin's shopping and whatnot while they're here so that's bringing money in.

    Whether they pay me or not is between me and my accountant. :D


  • #6
    luckat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,366 ✭✭✭luckat


    Hmm. How do you declare the earnings on your taxes? Heavy-duty equipment hire?


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  • #7
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    luckat wrote: »
    Heavy-duty equipment hire?

    That's just one of my nicknames!!!!

    Maybe you've availed of my services before! ;)


  • #8
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    luckat wrote: »
    How many of us are exporting our work or your goods in any way that brings money into the country?

    I bury treasure.


  • #9
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I'm taking money out of the country and spending it in Germany.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #10
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I stole all of Icelands monies and am spending it on high class hookers over here.


  • #11
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I stole all of Icelands monies and am spending it on high class hookers over here.

    No wonder Kerry Katona is in such a state!!!! :D


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  • #12
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    No wonder Kerry Katona is in such a state!!!! :D

    I'm also spending it on filthy hookers so she is getting her money back, slowly but surely.


  • #13
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I'm taking money out of the country and spending it in Germany.

    Me too, well I'm laundering money though Ireland and bringing it to Germany :D

    Does that count ??


  • #14
    luckat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,366 ✭✭✭luckat


    I'm not absolutely certain if laundering money through Ireland helps the economy.

    Yes, yes, I think I may in fact have availed of your services, AB. I got a call there a while ago from a guy who offered me someone "his friends call heavy-duty plant".

    "What do his enemies call him?"

    "Tiny tinkler."

    Would that have been you?


  • #15
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I bring drugs into the country


  • #16
    luckat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,366 ✭✭✭luckat


    No good, phasers, that's import. You're actually sending money out of the country. Bad, bad citizen.


  • #17
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    but they're really good drugs


  • #18
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I'm taking money out of the country and spending it in Germany.

    +1. Literally.


  • #19
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    phasers wrote: »
    but they're really good drugs

    Well, you might be just in grey area there with the auld drugs. How good are they ?


  • #20
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Me too, well I'm laundering money though Ireland and bringing it to Germany :D

    Does that count ??

    It does. *lifts leg, sticks hand around back of knee, shakes KTRICs hand secretly*

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #21
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    phasers wrote: »
    I bring drugs into the country
    And I send all our money to Columbia.


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  • #22
    luckat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,366 ✭✭✭luckat


    No good on the drugs, unless you can persuade the multinational that makes them to set up here and give us all loads of jobs. And then sell their product abroad.

    Maybe they could find an intoxicant in spuds. Oh, wait, that's poitín.


  • #23
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    I'm currently negotiaing with the former finance minister from Nigeria about lodging usd$30m in my bank account. That should help the banks a bit.


  • #24
    mental07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    Yes, yes I am.


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