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Dont mess with the irish!

  • 24-10-2008 1:02pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭


    An Italian lawyer and an Irishman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Irishmen are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily...So the lawyer asks if the Irishman would like to play a fun game.
    The Irishman is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The Italian lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Irishman's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
    The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Irishman doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
    Now, it's the Irishman's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Irishman and hands him $500. The Irishman pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
    The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Irishman up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
    The Irishman reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    I hadn't heard that before, very good. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Thats the best joke i heard in ages!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    If only it really happened!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭cl0ne


    Brill. have some stars :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    :D:D:D very good :D:D:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭Danno


    Best one on here for a long time!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭Jay D


    dEADLY !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Nice joke its been a while since i heard it:):)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,885 ✭✭✭Stabshauptmann


    very good


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Heard this as a blonde joke eons ago, still funny though!


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