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I feel so dirty..

  • 24-10-2008 2:19am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭


    Oh christ, I think I have a cold sore.

    First time too!

    Balls, I can't believe I have a face STD.

    Man this sucks!

    I have face herpes. Not good. :(

    Am I destined to be riddled with this for life now?

    Is there any hope for me???

    I feel all icky and dirty.. and ashamed. :(


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    Slice it off, works a treat...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    tribulus wrote: »
    Slice it off, works a treat...

    +1

    And then eat it with a snot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭boardsie08


    Will I not get some mutant hybrid strain of booger-herpes down my throat then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    boardsie08 wrote: »
    sucks
    boardsie08 wrote: »
    Man
    boardsie08 wrote: »
    Balls

    There's your problem


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    its the coldsore i feel sorry for!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Yes, your life is over. Take a machete to your penis right now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    Lol i hope they were worth it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    Lol i hope they were worth it.

    The man balls?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    Just don't perform fellatio or cunnilingus while you have the sore on your lips or the receiver will be left with a case of genital herpes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,571 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Ugh, I'd hate to have one of those, your life sucks....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    dSTAR wrote: »
    Just don't perform fellatio or cunnilingus while you have the sore on your lips or the receiver will be left with a case of genital herpes.
    you didnt watch the video at all did you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Overheal wrote: »
    you didnt watch the video at all did you.
    America = Rascist!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    that made no sense, but ok.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    It lives in your nerve ganglion.
    If you want to get rid of it you have to get rid of your nerve ganglion too.
    are you man enough?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Overheal wrote: »
    that made no sense, but ok.
    Dont direct your racism at me you bully!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    Overheal wrote: »
    you didnt watch the video at all did you.
    I only watched it just now and was really surprised that you can spread it from skin contact even when no visible lesions are present.

    Nasty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    glass of water? anyone? nobody? ok.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    in future, im gonna ask everyone i meet if they have teh herp or not.

    then i'll also wear a full body condom....actually, i work for rabobank, im gonna see if they have any of them spandex suits lying around.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    if that video is correct, B man, 90% of the people infected with herpes would have no way of knowing it, so thats not really a help. For all you know you could already have it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    in future, im gonna ask everyone i meet if they have teh herp or not.

    then i'll also wear a full body condom....actually, i work for rabobank, im gonna see if they have any of them spandex suits lying around.....
    What a pisser!

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭smk135


    Overheal wrote: »
    if that video is correct, B man, 90% of the people infected with herpes would have no way of knowing it, so thats not really a help. For all you know you could already have it.

    eh that video cannot be true- how the hell would anyone protect themselves if even condoms don't protect you?!
    I bet it's exagerated, I mean they don't tell you ways around it they just repeat (twice) that even if you think you don't have you probably do. And basically to not go near anything alive and anything that has been touched by something alive because potentially you're f*cked for the rest of your life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    No No Noooooooooooooooooo....the last time i read a thread about Cold Sores i ended up with a sh*t load of them by the end of the week :mad::mad::mad:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055360714&highlight=cold+sore

    This thread title is misleading!

    /gone to stock up on Virarelief (the cheap one)


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The picture of a C-Section from that video looks like the scene in Aliens when it bursts out of his stomach.

    Freaky.


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