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I think Im going to be a mother!!

  • 23-10-2008 7:31pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭




    I have got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

    Not sure about the Daddy though:confused:


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭ciano1


    FAIL! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Natural birth? You know there is a good chance of your vagina tearing. Good luck anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Thats what you get for eating mcdonalds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp




    I have got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

    Not sure about the Daddy though:confused:

    What are you doing up on the internet this late on a school night? You're supposed to be at Snypers!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    ciano1 wrote: »
    FAIL! :D

    EPIC


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    Don't get it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    What are you doing up on the internet this late on a school night? You're supposed to be at Snypers!


    Sorry Daddy, he's a lovely guy - bit of a mad bastard with a roving eye but he's from good stock...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random




    I have got the morning sickness... missed period.. stomach cramps... tingling breasts... headaches..

    Not sure about the Daddy though:confused:
    YORE MA !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    :eek: / a bat baby.....:pac: l was aFRADA dat happening.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    STFU your godmother:p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Sorry Daddy, he's a lovely guy - bit of a mad bastard with a roving eye but he's from good stock...

    Good point, I hope it's a girl :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I'm confused :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    been to coppers recently?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I think i'm gonna be a grandfather .

    Strange texts ,sobbing down the phone ,something about ' met you at boards drinks night out ' and I or son havent being in Dublin since last april .......:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    I'm confused :confused:

    Its got to do with taking the p*ss out of this thread i would think http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055404253


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    STFU your godmother:p

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    l accept..;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I feel so disappointed in myself for even reading this thread...


    IBTL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Sounds like the symptoms of a due period tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Well that would be a bloody shame so it would.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Sorry Daddy, he's a lovely guy - bit of a mad bastard with a roving eye but he's from good stock...

    But I wore a Tayto bag


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Onkle wrote: »
    But I wore a Tayto bag

    should of gone for king


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    should of gone for king

    I suppose, they are that bit smaller, I mean bigger... yeah


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    should of gone for king

    That would have been nuts...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    should of gone for king

    If you do it with a Monster Munch bag they're more likely to give you head afterwards


    Note: Only works if the girl is under 10


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    If you do it with a Monster Munch bag they're more likely to give you head afterwards


    Note: Only works if the girl is under 10

    Suits Snyper down to the ground so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    If you do it with a Monster Munch bag they're more likely to give you head afterwards


    Note: Only works if the girl is under 10

    No no, mega meanies FTW


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    No no, mega meanies FTW

    Mega meanies... eww!

    All the girls like burger bites.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Burger Bites are awesome... anything by Sam Spudz really. They had Onion Rings and Banshees and Chicatees. Fuck it, I'm hungry now.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hope it's not the Grandad's :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    No its hunky dorys all the way for me although I am partial to the odd bag of banshees as turd said.. But your better off really with a Johnny...!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Burger Bites are awesome... anything by Sam Spudz really. They had Onion Rings and Banshees and Chicatees. Fuck it, I'm hungry now.

    You've got the Munchies........
    that should be looptheloop getting quavings.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    No its hunky dorys all the way for me although I am partial to the odd bag of banshees as turd said.. But your better off really with a Johnny...!!

    Stable door and all that...........


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Why does every thread turn into a punfest?

    Lays off the crsip puns and everything will be hunky dory.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    Why does every thread turn into a punfest?

    Lays off the crsip puns and everything will be hunky dory.
    :D You make me want to stick pins in my eyes!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    mmmmmmm tayto........


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