Feckin Hot Girls

galwayguy22

I was driving through town on my way home tonight and I spotted this gorgeous girl walking up the street in the corner of my eye.

I didn't turn my head to take an obvious look or anything but I noticed she began to look at me, for a prolonged period of time.

So I thought to myself, "Are you serious, YOUR checking ME out???" So I directed my head towards her with a look of shock and horror then a split second later my windscreen filled up with the red haze of break lights from the car in front of me.

So I slammed on the breaks but it was too late, thud!.

Luckily there was no damage on either car even with the loud thud. Lucky escape.

What trouble have your flustered reactions to hot girls gotten you into?

Volvoboy

I drive with my eyes on the road not up some whores gats.

mp3guy

She was looking at you wondering why you still hadn't pressed the breaks.

syngindub

we've all seen the add by now.

cormie

And you didn't get her number as a "witness" to the crash? You've a lot to learn my son! :pac:

SoWatchaWant

Volvoboy wrote: »

I drive with my eyes on the road not up some whores gats.

Well well, look who's too cool for school.

Kiera

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Well well, look who's too cool for school.

Too cool my arse! Have you not read the knitting thread? He has the ghey, poor chap.

SoWatchaWant

Kiera wrote: »

Too cool my arse! Have you not read the knitting thread? He has the ghey, poor chap.

That a fact? Bet he multitasks and knits, hands resting on the steering wheel.

shane86

galwayguy22 wrote: »

I was driving through town on my way home tonight and I spotted this gorgeous girl walking up the street in the corner of my eye.

I didn't turn my head to take an obvious look or anything but I noticed she began to look at me, for a prolonged period of time.

The only advantage of visiting, let alone living, in windy depressing faux Oirish culture Galway is the disproportionate amount of hot birds.


I nearly got hit by the Luas last summerwhile crossing the road whilst simultanouesly looking at some absoloutely jaw dropping dark little Spanish student at the corner of Busaras and Isacc Butts. When I mean nearly hit, I mean 3 inches away from my nose :eek:

we've all seen the add by now.

Id whack the oul one tbh

*mandatory sick twisted somebodys ma AH post*

RandolphEsq

Other week in college cycling, turned a corner by the hockey pitches. 'Oh lookie here' I say, 'A sexy blonde in a short skirt warming up beside the fence. I think I will cycle with no hands.'

Oops! Crashed into the fence at an angle that threw me over the handles bars in an embarassingly horrific fall. The chain became dislocated so I couldn't high tail it out of there although luckily it was the only thing which became dislocated. The hot blonde asked if I was alright with genuine concern, I courageously mustered up the words 'I shall live to love another day', flashed the pearly whites, and off I went.

Moral of the story; The man who tries too hard, and fails thus bruising an ego and spilling some dignity, must at least let on that he is a big boy, as big boys do not cry

galwayguy22

BrightEyes wrote: »

Other week in college cycling, turned a corner by the hockey pitches. 'Oh lookie here' I say, 'A sexy blonde in a short skirt warming up beside the fence. I think I will cycle with no hands.'

Oops! Crashed into the fence at an angle that threw me over the handles bars in an embarassingly horrific fall. The chain became dislocated so I couldn't high tail it out of there although luckily it was the only thing which became dislocated. The hot blonde asked if I was alright with genuine concern, I courageously mustered up the words 'I shall live to love another day', flashed the pearly whites, and off I went.

Moral of the story; The man who tries too hard, and fails thus bruising an ego and spilling some dignity, must at least let on that he is a big boy, as big boys do not cry

I actually laughed out loud at that.

Alter-Ego

galwayguy22 wrote: »

What trouble have your flustered reactions to hot girls gotten you into?

An aggravated sexual assault charge:(

galwayguy22

Please, do go into detail

Acid_Violet

A quick castration should solve all your problems.

Agamemnon

I clicked on this thread expecting pictures of hot girls. I am sorely disappointed and not amused. I shall be submitting a strongly-worded complaint to the relevant authorities.