Famous people and their famous fcuk ups?

Chong

AAAAAAAAAH I Feel so violated.













:rolleyes:

Slidey

Congratulations on your stunning thread.

Award is in the post

Captain Darling

Meh.

FX Meister

you wish you could be violated by an atari jaguar. I doubt you even know what one looks like. Why do people post retarded threads like this?

Fringe

Atari Jaguar.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Have you ever flogged a dead horse?

Chong

It was sarcasm, First we have

Guys, ever been raped by a Woman
Guys, ever been raped by a Sheep

mike65

He invaded my space with his well paced manhood

Mike

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Bill wrote: »

It was sarcasm, First we have

Guys, ever been raped by a Woman
Guys, ever been raped by a Sheep

We get it. But the thing is, and this is the thing, sarcasm has to be funny to be truly effective. That is where you failed.

Pighead

Bill wrote: »

It was sarcasm, First we have

Guys, ever been raped by a Woman
Guys, ever been raped by a Sheep

Sarcasm is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. None of which you've done. Bad bad effort Bill.

Pighead has a feeling you'll be remembered by this thread for teh rest of your boards career. All the good that you may have done before wiped out by one moment of madness.

Like Gary Glitter, Nick Leeson and Miley from Glenroe when he fcuked Fidelma in the haybarn, you've messed up bigtime son.

Chong

Pighead wrote: »

Sarcasm is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. None of which you've done. Bad bad effort Bill.

Pighead has a feeling you'll be remembered by this thread for teh rest of your boards career. All the good that you may have done before wiped out by one moment of madness.

Like Gary Glitter, Nick Leeson and Miley from Glenroe when he fcuked Fidelma in the haybarn, you've messed up bigtime son.

My bad Pighead

I prefer to go down like Biddy from Glenroe.

This thread is my tractor.

partyatmygaff

Apparently the fiend stole Pighead's virginity when poor Piggie was only 2.

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Bill wrote: »

My bad Pighead

I prefer to go down like Biddy from Glenroe.

This thread is my tractor.

Silly Billy...

Pighead

Bill wrote: »

My bad Pighead

I prefer to go down like Biddy from Glenroe.

This thread is my tractor.

Fear not Bill we can still salvage this thread by detouring slightly from it's original route and veering right towards a town called redemption. Do a sneaky thread edit change and call the thread "Famous people and their famous fcuk ups"

We can chat all evening about the various famous people of our age who once had it all only to throw it away in a moment of stupidity. From Adam Ant to DJ Spider we can laugh and snigger at their monumental fcuk ups which turned them from hero into zero.

Chong

When you first appeared on boards all them years ago I was skeptical of you , but damn you are witty mofo.

Pighead

partyatmygaff wrote: »

Apparently the fiend stole Pighead's virginity when poor Piggie was only 2.

What the hell are you talking about ya big eejit? This thread is entitled "Famous people and their famous fcuk ups". What on earth has what you've just said, got to do with that?

And you should change your username as well. Party implies that there are many people involved, all of whom are generally having a good time. Lets be honest, there is no party in your gaff, you're in your room, sitting at your desk in your faded batman Y-Fronts lying to people about parties and house ownership.

Change your username to "onmyownatmymothersgaff"

4zn76tysfajdxp

In a pissy mood are we Pighead?

Pighead

Peter Ancient Industry wrote: »

In a pissy mood are we Pighead?

Pighead's in a great mood actually. partyatmygaff will realise that the above words weren't meant to be hate filled and bitter, instead they were words of wisdom akin to a father who tells his boy "Never give a girl from the estate your real name or address if you're riding her"

Long weekend coming up. All is good in the world Peter Ancient Industry.

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Pighead wrote: »

Pighead's in a great mood actually. partyatmygaff will realise that the above words weren't meant to be hate filled and bitter, instead they were words of wisdom akin to a father who tells his boy "Never give a girl from the state your real name or address if you're riding her"

Long weekend coming up. All is good in the world Frada.

Very well then, keep up the good work.

Turd Ferguson

YES

Mint Sauce

<wonders what thread is about>

Pighead

irish-stew wrote: »

<wonders what thread is about>

It's about the perils of running before you can walk, about the wisdom of the housemartins lyrics "Think for a minute, stop for a minute". It's about turning a worthless lump of poo into something useful. Fertilising the lawn with shite to create a beautiful flower. It's about perserverance. It's about bad spelling.

It's about to be locked.

dr.bollocko

Why is nobody talking about the thread title? It clearly and unambivolently states that we are supposed to be talking about famous people and their famous ****ups. I may well report each and every one of the off topic posts that have been put here. Tut tut tut.
Now. To get this thread back in order:
Roman Polanski.
That durty bollix.

Slidey

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Why is nobody talking about the thread title? It clearly and unambivolently states that we are supposed to be talking about famous people and their famous ****ups. I may well report each and every one of the off topic posts that have been put here. Tut tut tut.
Now. To get this thread back in order:
Roman Polanski.
That durty bollix.

Indeed good sir.

It has been muttered that the uber famous Pighead of Boards infamy once posted outside of his usual third person persona

dr.bollocko

slideways wrote: »

Indeed good sir.

It has been muttered that the uber famous Pighead of Boards infamy once posted outside of his usual third person persona

That is much worse than violating a 13 year old girl.
Pighead plumps polanski 1-0.

Pighead

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Now. To get this thread back in order:
Roman Polanski.
That durty bollix.

That's some cracking on topic posting bollocko. There's plenty around here who could learn a thing or two from your stylish posting on the topic at hand ways. Pighead's looking at you slideways.

Polanski is a classic example of a big man who got too big for his station and spunked it all away down some underage girls back. Ronnie Wood almost went down a similar route but thankfully he spunked just the right side of the legal boundaries and thus became a hero to all except his wife.

dr.bollocko

Pighead wrote: »

Polanski is a classic example of a big man who got too big for his station and spunked it all away down some underage girls back. Ronnie Wood almost went down a similar route but thankfully he spunked just the right side of the legal boundaries and thus became a hero to all except his wife.

Ah yes, but Polanski.... the Sharon Tate incident... Would anyone be ok after that? Plus, The incident involving Polanski occured at Jack Nicholson's house.... U have to wonder. I never trusted that Nicholson.

Mint Sauce

Pighead wrote: »

It's about the perils of running before you can walk, about the wisdom of the housemartins lyrics "Think for a minute, stop for a minute". It's about turning a worthless lump of poo into something useful. Fertilising the lawn with shite to create a beautiful flower. It's about perserverance. It's about bad spelling.

It's about to be locked.

but the title is Famous people and their famous fcuk ups, the housemartins is the most famous reference i've read yet, but stll nothing about fcuk ups

tbh, i think i have been deceived, and i'm slightly disapointed

Captain Darling

Come to think of it, i actually preferred the original title.

Pighead

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Ah yes, but Polanski.... the Sharon Tate incident... Would anyone be ok after that? Plus, The incident involving Polanski occured at Jack Nicholson's house.... U have to wonder. I never trusted that Nicholson.

Surely a bit harsh on Jacko there bollocko. Guilt by association is a harsh thing. Pighead once had a party in his house back in the early 90's where his best friend kissed a girl who looked like The Elephant Mans ugly sister.

For years Pighead was known as the fella who hung around with the fella who kissed the girl who looked like the Elephant Mans ugly sister. Like Nicholson, if Pighead had of known what was going to happen and the subsequent fallout from the whole sorry mess he would have tried to stop it.

dr.bollocko

irish-stew wrote: »

tbh, i think i have been deceived, and i'm slightly disapointed

I have no idea what you are talking about my good man. Do you have nothing to add to this so far bewilderingly poorly patronised thread all about famous people and their famous fcukups?

Kramer saying the N word?
Britney and the triple vajayjay flash in one week?
Paris Hilton and that Blair witch remake?
Mary Harney? (Pick a reason.)

dr.bollocko

Pighead wrote: »

Surely a bit harsh on Jacko there bollocko. Guilt by association is a harsh thing. Pighead once had a party in his house back in the early 90's where his best friend kissed a girl who looked like The Elephant Mans ugly sister.

For years Pighead was known as the fella who hung around with the fella who kissed the girl who looked like the Elephant Mans ugly sister. Like Nicholson, if Pighead had of known what was going to happen and the subsequent fallout from the whole sorry mess he would have tried to stop it.

Ah I see your point. Perhaps we should remember Jack Nicholson for his sleeping with 2000 different women moreso than his friendship to Polanski.
Bad bad Polanski.
For shame.

Ann22

George Michael is still fcukin' up, in the bushes and toilets and stuff, surrounded in camera men and police sirens... but I still love him. He's just feckin' deadly.:)

Turd Ferguson

Wasnt this supposed to be about getting sex up by an Atari Jaguar?

Chong

SSSSSH, its a secret.

Kiera

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Wasnt this supposed to be about getting sex up by an Atari Jaguar?

Lay off the whacky backy, Dude!

marcsignal

Madonna bribing the father of that child she was trying to STEAL from Africa

Mint Sauce

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I have no idea what you are talking about my good man. Do you have nothing to add to this so far bewilderingly poorly patronised thread all about famous people and their famous fcukups?

Kramer saying the N word?
Britney and the triple vajayjay flash in one week?
Paris Hilton and that Blair witch remake?
Mary Harney? (Pick a reason.)

thought it was suppose to be famous people

Mint Sauce

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Mary Harney? (Pick a reason.)

how long do you have

Chong

Brian Cowan and his Chum Brian Linehan?

dr.bollocko

irish-stew wrote: »

thought it was suppose to be famous people

Im struggling to think of a Famous Sligo person for you mate.
No wait. Westlife? Didn't one of them bang Bertie's little princess? Wonder if he wrote him a note. "PS I banged your daughter."

marcsignal

Now this is a fcuk up with a bit of Schadenfreude thrown in for good measure

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/bertie-ahern-breaks-his-leg-in-fall-on-stairs-1504974.html

Pighead

There's about as much fame in Sligo as there are virgins in Hollyoaks. The last 20 years of Sligo celeb output makes for poor reading.

The Conway Sisters, Westlife, that girly looking Tabby fella with the long black hair from X-Factor, that aul slapper who parades her wrinkled wears around various Sligo landmarks and Almighty Cushion.
Not since Schindler wrote his one has Pighead seen such a tragic list.

Slidey

Pighead wrote: »

There's about as much fame in Sligo as there are virgins in Hollyoaks. The last 20 years of Sligo celeb output makes for poor reading.

The Conway Sisters, Westlife, that girly looking Tabby fella with the long black hair from X-Factor, that aul slapper who parades her wrinkled wears around various Sligo landmarks and Almighty Cushion.
Not since Schindler wrote his one has Pighead seen such a tragic list.

Ah but Piggy, seeing as we are on home counties how about Louth and the wisdom that is Jim Corr?

Pighead

slideways wrote: »

Ah but Piggy, seeing as we are on home counties how about Louth and the wisdom that is Jim Corr?

Pighead would prefer if you called him by his proper name. Jim Corr-ageous. It tooks guts, nerve and a massive cock for Jim to expose the NWO and the secret government shady dealings. Lucky for him, Louth men have all three of those qualities in abundance.

AlmightyCushion

Ever been mentally raped by a stupid thread?