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Guys, ever been raped by a sheep?

22-10-2008 1:53pm

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Not me, but my aussie friends tell me that it's not uncommon in the outbacks.

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#2 22-10-2008 1:56pm

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Raped by a sheep? Surely your friends were talking about people getting ass-rammed?!!

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#3 22-10-2008 1:56pm

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Never Raped......

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#4 22-10-2008 1:57pm

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IBTL

Also I've never been raped by a sheep but I've done my fair share of ramming...

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#5 22-10-2008 1:59pm

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Don't you have to say no for it to be rape? so, no

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#6 22-10-2008 1:59pm

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Yore Maaaaaaaaaa

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#7 22-10-2008 2:00pm

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Onkle wrote: »

Don't you have to say no for it to be rape? so, no

ewe is more like it...

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#8 22-10-2008 2:01pm

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god damn sheep, just dont understand the word no

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#9 22-10-2008 2:03pm

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never raped by one, its always been consensual

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#10 22-10-2008 2:04pm

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brightkane wrote: »

never raped by one, its always been consensual

They just can't say no, can they?

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#11 22-10-2008 2:11pm

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Smart Bug wrote: »

They just can't say no, can they?

Must be fatal attraction of a barn-yard variety.

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#12 22-10-2008 2:13pm

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I for one welcome our rapist sheep overlords

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#13 22-10-2008 2:13pm

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Once, he rode my arse with his massive member until they called him baa baa brown sheep.

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#14 22-10-2008 2:14pm

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Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I for one welcome our rapist sheep overlords

I had high hopes for you Turd.

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#15 22-10-2008 2:15pm

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I had high hopes for you Turd.

I know...I know

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#16 22-10-2008 2:20pm

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ZOMBIES SHEEP?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gEDUDmZkyc

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#17 22-10-2008 2:20pm

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Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I for one welcome our rapist sheep overlords

But can they cook?

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#18 22-10-2008 2:29pm

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Ewe cannot be serious?

/gets coat.

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#19 22-10-2008 2:31pm

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SpookyWriter wrote: »

But can they cook?

They can be cooked. After a good stuffing.

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#20 22-10-2008 2:32pm

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Captain Darling wrote: »

Ewe cannot be serious?

/gets coat.

The ewe I've met can port a few pints before my first one though.

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#21 22-10-2008 3:03pm

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So do black sheep have huge co..................ah never mind!

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#22 22-10-2008 3:09pm

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Slow Motion wrote: »

So do black sheep have any wool?

FYP and yes sir, yes sir three bags full.

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#23 22-10-2008 3:12pm

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FYP and yes sir, yes sir three bags full.

Baaaaa humbug!

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#24 22-10-2008 3:20pm

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Ermmmmmm ermmm .....
yeah they raped me......
i didn't.......ermm......
they wanted it ok!!!!

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#25 22-10-2008 3:26pm

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i think ah has just taken a turn for the worse.

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#26 22-10-2008 3:27pm

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I like the prostitutes. I dont find them expensive! In fact they're quite sheap...

/shakes head

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#27 22-10-2008 3:51pm

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#28 22-10-2008 3:54pm

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They'll try it on you, the frisky beggers. So will goats. So far I've never received penetration but I'm getting older and these new genetically modified super sheep are allot stronger than you'd think.

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#29 22-10-2008 3:56pm

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Beastility; this place is going to the dogs

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#30 22-10-2008 4:08pm

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Indie18 wrote: »

i think ah has just taken a turn for the worse.

Eh, someone's trying to pull the wool over yer eyes.

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#31 22-10-2008 4:10pm

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Tis a baad thread alright.
The OP should be lambasted for what he's done.

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#32 22-10-2008 4:16pm

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

Tis a baad thread alright.
The OP should be lambasted for what he's done.

You wouldn't be mooing for a modship, eh?

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#33 22-10-2008 4:19pm

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i was never raped by a Sheep, per say. I do feel that I was once taken advantage of by one.

In my defence I was very very drunk, and she was a hella charming sheep.

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#34 22-10-2008 5:07pm

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i was. I was too sheepish to say no

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#35 22-10-2008 5:09pm

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how come this wasnt moved to farming?

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#36 22-10-2008 5:15pm

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Don't you mean mooved?;)

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#37 22-10-2008 5:16pm

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sharpshooterH wrote: »

Don't you mean mooved?;)

No, it was bleated altogether

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#38 22-10-2008 5:18pm

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No, it was bleated altogether

I really dont think it maaaaaaaaaatters anymore.

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#39 22-10-2008 5:19pm

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I cant believe this thread is still going. Although it is quite ewenique

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#40 22-10-2008 5:26pm

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Its flocking awful tbh.

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#41 22-10-2008 10:32pm

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No, i didnt start this on a alt account before anyone gets suspicious. I swearz.

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