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Call girls..

  • 22-10-2008 1:17pm
    #1
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭


    So i'm bored outta my mind last night and was watching some show with Billie piper (HOT) about upper class on call girls, secret diary something or other. Anyway was thinking, you have all these rich , high class lads who are paying out 1500 quid to **** a girl who gets used more than a kettle. Weather they are expensive or cheap they are still hookers at the end of the day but yet for alot of guys it does happen. And the girls themselfs fseem to be from fairly good background etc , anyone hear have friends/relation other than my ma that was one of these girls or anyone got the balls to admit being to one..:D


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  • #2
    stevoman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭stevoman


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    anyone hear have friends/relation other than my ma that was one of these girls or anyone got the balls to admit being to one..:D

    No but in sure yore DA might know a few!


  • #3
    melekalikimaka
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭melekalikimaka


    i persoanlly would never use one, but i have friends that do, and they can justify it to me with a rational arguement, so fair enough each to their own, i don't think anyone has the right to critisise the choices of others if it doesnt effect them


  • #4
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I am one of those high society call girls.
    For a fun time PM, 1500 euro up front.


  • #5
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,663 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Should have went to specsavers Copperface Jacks.


  • #6
    stevoman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭stevoman


    Hey Boibey! You want numba one focky vietnam!


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  • #7
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    biko wrote: »
    I am one of those high society call girls.
    For a fun time PM, 1500 euro up front.

    PM sent.


  • #8
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    So i'm bored outta my mind last night and was watching some show with Billie piper (HOT) about upper class on call girls, secret diary something or other. Anyway was thinking, you have all these rich , high class lads who are paying out 1500 quid to **** a girl who gets used more than a kettle. Weather they are expensive or cheap they are still hookers at the end of the day but yet for alot of guys it does happen. And the girls themselfs fseem to be from fairly good background etc , anyone hear have friends/relation other than my ma that was one of these girls or anyone got the balls to admit being to one..:D

    Thought this was gonna be about that documentary about call girls etc that was on TV3 last night. One of them, a foreign student, was justifying being a call girl by saying she had rent, bills etc to pay. She said she paid 1,800 euro a month in rent??? That sounds a bit steep. Her argument was it was either that or live in a student hostel. No middle ground for her so she's on the game.


  • #9
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,314 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Thought this was gonna be about that documentary about call girls etc that was on TV3 last night. One of them, a foreign student, was justifying being a call girl by saying she had rent, bills etc to pay. She said she paid 1,800 euro a month in rent??? That sounds a bit steep. Her argument was it was either that or live in a student hostel. No middle ground for her so she's on the game.
    She lost her middle ground in the cold war. I think it was the Battle of the Vag.


  • #10
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    got the balls to admit being to one..:D

    They most likely would bemale escorts in that instance


  • #11
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    1500 euro for a night? You could buy a Bangkok Brothel for that kinda monies...


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  • #12
    SpookyWriter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭SpookyWriter


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    1500 euro for a night? You could buy a Bangkok Brothel for that kinda monies...
    Don't forget the vat. 1,200,344,985.99


  • #13
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Whats the difference between some €1500 vag and say an €80 one ?? A holes a hole :rolleyes:


  • #14
    SpookyWriter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭SpookyWriter


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Whats the difference between some €1500 vag and say an €80 one ?? A holes a hole :rolleyes:
    It's the after dinner mint that makes the difference.


  • #15
    Bottle_of_Smoke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,770 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Whats the difference between some €1500 vag and say an €80 one ?? A holes a hole :rolleyes:

    Yeah never quite understood that. I don't know how hot irish prostitutes are. But the ones in the windows in amsterdam were very hot and i cant imagine people were paying E1500


  • #16
    SpookyWriter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭SpookyWriter


    Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »
    Yeah never quite understood that. I don't know how hot irish prostitutes are. But the ones in the windows in amsterdam were very hot and i cant imagine people were paying E1500
    They're not real. The wimen in the windows are decoys. Beware of what waits behind the curtain.


  • #17
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Whats the difference between some €1500 vag and say an €80 one ?? A holes a hole :rolleyes:

    ...but as least if she is being paid more, she can afford the creams to clean up all the infections from all those that have climbed on-board beforehand! Seriously!


  • #18
    CPT. SURF
    Closed Accounts Posts: 321 ✭✭CPT. SURF


    I found out last week that there is some dude in my hometown who has a stripper pole in his house and he pays local chicks to go over there and strip for him and whoever he might have over there. He pays for whatever else they are willing to do too apparently. Loads of chicks in my town know about it I was told, and some are participating. I was a bit shocked, just by my own ignorance of the whole thing really. Makes me think I am just walking around with my head in the clouds. Shady, shady chicks...


  • #19
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    CPT. SURF wrote: »
    I found out last week that there is some dude in my hometown who has a stripper pole in his house and he pays local chicks to go over there and strip for him and whoever he might have over there. He pays for whatever else they are willing to do too apparently. Loads of chicks in my town know about it I was told, and some are participating. I was a bit shocked, just by my own ignorance of the whole thing really. Makes me think I am just walking around with my head in the clouds. Shady, shady chicks...

    Location and names my good sir?


  • #20
    SpookyWriter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭SpookyWriter


    CPT. SURF wrote: »
    I found out last week that there is some dude in my hometown who has a stripper pole in his house and he pays local chicks to go over there and strip for him and whoever he might have over there. He pays for whatever else they are willing to do too apparently. Loads of chicks in my town know about it I was told, and some are participating. I was a bit shocked, just by my own ignorance of the whole thing really. Makes me think I am just walking around with my head in the clouds. Shady, shady chicks...
    Another urban myth.


  • #21
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Well the 1500 quid is an all nighter I think, usually over here a shag wouldn't be that much I dunno really but i know it expensive for the "Hotter, classy" ones..


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  • #22
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    Well the 1500 quid is an all nighter I think, usually over here a shag wouldn't be that much I dunno really but i know it expensive for the "Hotter, classy" ones..

    WHAT? €1500 for 15secs?... are you mad?... *May not actually last 15secs*


  • #23
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,375 ✭✭✭Homer


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    Well the 1500 quid is an all nighter I think, usually over here a shag wouldn't be that much I dunno really but i know it expensive for the "Hotter, classy" ones..

    €1500 to shag something thats been cocked more times than elmer fudds shotgun :eek:
    She'd have a vag like a wizards sleeve.. No thanks!
    I'll stick to getting em drunk in the pub/club/whatever.. Much cheaper!


  • #24
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Whats the difference between some €1500 vag and say an €80 one ?? A holes a hole :rolleyes:


    Whats the difference between a vag from a woman and an arsehole or mouth from a man then?


    The difference with call girls and prostitiutes is that call girls are generally well educated, offer more than just sex and are groomed with manicures, hair dos and fancy dresses and the like.


  • #25
    SpookyWriter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭SpookyWriter


    junior_apollo wrote: »
    WHAT? €1500 for 15secs?... are you mad?... *May not actually last 15secs*
    You can improve your performance with Viagra-gell. Ask a pharmacist.


  • #26
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Ha ha that reminds me last time we were in the dam we had a savage seat in the red light, so we sat there drinking for hours watching people go into the 8 adjacent red light windows, made bets at how long they would last and started a timer, good laugh one chinese bloke went in and came out literally 2 minutes later, some other bloke got refused and went mental.


  • #27
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    WindSock wrote: »
    Whats the difference between a vag from a woman and an arsehole or mouth from a man then?


    The difference with call girls and prostitiutes is that call girls are generally well educated, offer more than just sex and are groomed with manicures, hair dos and fancy dresses and the like.

    Sounds better than my doll bettsy...


  • #28
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    SpookyWriter wrote: »
    You can improve your performance with Viagra-gell. Ask a pharmacist.

    Could I get a repeat of your prescription? ;)


  • #29
    SpookyWriter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭SpookyWriter


    junior_apollo wrote: »
    Could I get a repeat of your prescription? ;)
    No chance. I used the last on my ewe.


  • #30
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    www.siliconeworksdolls.com/

    One of these would be better for repeat business.


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