11 year old impaled with snooker cue

congo_90 · 21-10-2008 11:56pm #1

This is absolutly shocking.
this link leads to a story (wit pics) of a boy who fell and had a snooker cue go through his lefty.. ouch

An 11-year old boy presented to Accident Department with a snooker injury to his scrotum sustained by falling off a high chair onto the cue tip. There was no history of any fight or suspicious intent.

On arrival, he was alert and fully conscious. No other injury was identified. He was haemodynamically stable and was covered for tetanus.

Genital examination revealed a penetrating injury to the left hemi-scrotum

antodeco · 22-10-2008 12:01am

Cue the testicle jokes.

I hope they dont make a balls of the operation.

Do you think he got the point?

im surprised he didnt go nuts.

thats some sized wood he has.

and so forth....

drunkmonkey · 22-10-2008 12:03am

how do you get impailed by a scrotum?...

brendansmith · 22-10-2008 12:04am

antodeco wrote: »

Cue the testicle jokes.

I hope they dont make a balls of the operation.

Do you think he got the point?

im surprised he didnt go nuts.

thats some sized wood he has.

and so forth....

HEHEHE yeah, the snooker went in his sack!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 22-10-2008 12:05am

don't post that kinda **** on Ah again. kthxbai.

eVeNtInE · 22-10-2008 12:05am

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congo_90 · 22-10-2008 12:06am

Title changed for drunkmonkey....

antodeco · 22-10-2008 12:06am

drunkmonkey wrote: »

how do you get impailed by a scrotum?...

Yore ma did last night..

emeraldstar · 22-10-2008 12:07am

*groan*

brendansmith · 22-10-2008 12:10am

yore ma groaned last night!!!

drunkmonkey · 22-10-2008 12:14am

brendansmith wrote: »

yore ma groaned last night!!!

in the scrotum?

Turd Ferguson · 22-10-2008 12:17am

Am I the only one getting turned on by this story?

Sharpshooter · 22-10-2008 12:18am

Id say he felt that , hope he's stable, if not then he is snookered.

anonymous_joe · 22-10-2008 12:19am

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Am I the only one getting turned on by this story?

I'd say so cos I involuntarily winced and covered mine. :pac:

testicle · 22-10-2008 12:46am

antodeco wrote: »

Cue the testicle jokes.

I dun nuttin boss!

FX Meister · 22-10-2008 12:51am

pictures or it didnt happen

anonymous_joe · 22-10-2008 12:56am

Dear God let's not have pictures.

I hope the poor kids ok. Hope he'll have at least one working ball. And that he can walk and all that...

CHD · 22-10-2008 12:59am

Ouch

Turd Ferguson · 22-10-2008 2:01am

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Hope he'll have at least one working ball

No.
Someone that gets themselves into the situation of being stabbed in the
nut with a pool cue should not be allowed pro-create. This is what we call natural selection...

randylonghorn · 22-10-2008 2:56am

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

No.
Someone that gets themselves into the situation of being stabbed in the
nut with a pool cue should not be allowed pro-create. This is what we call natural selection...

Meh! He's 11, ffs! :rolleyes:

Around that age I started to stretch, got totally ungainly, and must have spent about 18 months literally falling over myself!!

Cunny-Funt · 22-10-2008 6:23am

congo_90 wrote: »

this link leads to a story ...

What link?

Overheal · 22-10-2008 6:26am

This is exactly why we need stricter Cue Control Laws. Damn the NQA!

Duckjob · 22-10-2008 7:37am

Back in my primary schools days an unfortunate guy in our class had an accident while hurriedly climbing over a wire fence that happened to have jagged exposed bits of wire at the top.

The story went that the jagged wire ripped through his jeans, his jocks and his sack, that one of his nuts had actually fallen out, and that he had to be very carefully 'retrieved' from the fence by the ambulance services.

He was rather unimaginatively christened 'Bollock' for the rest of his schooldays.

Gran Hermano · 22-10-2008 9:31am

Did he get the balls into the pockets?

Smart Bug · 22-10-2008 9:37am

At least he didn't sink the brown. He coulda ended up like he was hung out on a flagpole...

deadwood · 22-10-2008 3:18pm

Duckjob wrote: »

Back in my primary schools days an unfortunate guy in our class had an accident while hurriedly climbing over a wire fence that happened to have jagged exposed bits of wire at the top.

The story went that the jagged wire ripped through his jeans, his jocks and his sack, that one of his nuts had actually fallen out, and that he had to be very carefully 'retrieved' from the fence by the ambulance services.

He was rather unimaginatively christened 'Bollock' for the rest of his schooldays.

How far had he gone before he noticed?

arybvtcw0eolkf · 22-10-2008 3:38pm

After the sheep thread, and the man rape thread when I read this I thought..

~ 11yr old raped with a snooker cue ~

RandolphEsq · 23-10-2008 10:46am

deadwood wrote: »

How far had he gone before he noticed?

Apparently he was last one to the goal so had to go in goals. After a kickabout in football the got on their bikes and cycled home. When he got home he reached for his key ring and when the ball didn't fit in the keyhole he made the connection.

Dyr · 23-10-2008 10:52am

Tough break for the kid, Maybe he'll just chalk it up to experience :pac:

big b · 23-10-2008 11:01am

That young fella clearly wasn't going to be put off by a difficult pink.

congo_90 · 23-10-2008 10:31pm

edit:
I think i may have removed the link by accident im not sure but i pm'd a mod who hasnt gotten back to me yet so here it is again: I removed it

Wurly · 23-10-2008 10:34pm

What a f*ckin eejit. And I thought I was clumsy!!:rolleyes:

What did he do? Stage dive onto the feckin thing?

eVeNtInE · 23-10-2008 10:38pm

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Sharpshooter · 23-10-2008 10:40pm

Jeeze l am glad l am female.:eek:
l feel your pain guys...........
Only your pain btw...:P

Wurly · 23-10-2008 10:41pm

sharpshooterH wrote: »

Jeeze l am glad l am female.:eek:
l feel your pain guys...........
Only your pain btw...:P

Pain being code word for???

randylonghorn · 23-10-2008 10:43pm

congo_90 wrote: »

I think i may have removed the link by accident im not sure but i pm'd a mod who hasnt gotten back to me yet so here it is again:

eVeNtInE wrote: »

This post has been deleted.

Like, perhaps ...

Mordeth wrote: »

don't post that kinda **** on Ah again. kthxbai.

Sharpshooter · 23-10-2008 10:46pm

As if l would fall for that one Tri.
Give away the code indeed...........:mad:;)

Wurly · 23-10-2008 10:47pm

sharpshooterH wrote: »

As if l would fall for that one Tri.
Give away the code indeed...........:mad:;)

PM sent!:pac:

Captain Darling · 23-10-2008 10:49pm

congo_90 wrote: »

I think i may have removed the link by accident im not sure but i pm'd a mod who hasnt gotten back to me yet so here it is again:

Fcuking hell, i really didnt need to see that.

*cups the family jewels*

congo_90 · 23-10-2008 10:51pm

*penny finally drops*

ah..

linky removed for good. Kinda had a feeling that pictures of 11 year olds genitalia deformed might be boarding paedo bear standards.....sorry to all mods

eVeNtInE · 23-10-2008 10:53pm

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Phototoxin · 23-10-2008 10:54pm

Cue the bad puns.. heh heh

Wurly · 23-10-2008 10:57pm

Captain Darling wrote: »

*cups the family jewels*

:D:D:D:D

Sharpshooter · 23-10-2008 10:58pm

Phototoxin wrote: »

Cue the bad puns.. heh heh

We dont need to now.:D

Phototoxin.;)

Karoma · 23-10-2008 10:58pm

congo_90 wrote: »

edit:
I think i may have removed the link by accident im not sure but i pm'd a mod who hasnt gotten back to me yet so here it is again: I removed it

Do NOT post that link again. Click on the "Last edited by..." for more clues.

11 year old impaled with snooker cue

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